Quote from Finnerwoo

Is it..

Berries and cream flavored?

JUST GET IN THE CAR!
There's candy aswell.

And...



Cream..

Quote from Finnerwoo

Because if it is berries and cream.. well let's just say..

I'm a little lad who loves berries- and cream.

And that's when the plumber walks in and it turns into a 3 way.

Then we take the moneyshot. Gay porn is an untapped resource, people! We'll call this one "Backseat Love Triangle"...

Quote from Lgolos

A few years ago an exercise machine snapped in my face and now I have nigger lips from the impact. What should I do?

Go eat out some nigger pussy.

Quote from .MiniMan

Go eat out some nigger pussy.

Wait, I'll bring my camera. Multi-racial love is another good market...

We'll call this one "Driveby! Bang Bang Bang"

Quote from Xiaoleo

(this is probably going to get binned).

I suddenly dislike you.

The nose wasn't a bad idea, I'll try that.

NEXT TOPIC

I'm buying a new phone, but I don't want it to get stolen like the last one. Anyone know anything I can do?

Quote from Paperclip

I'm pretty sure the last chat thread didn't fair out so well in the end. This thread will probably meet the same end.

What are you talking about Lgolos? Paperclip even agreed with me on that. See /\.

So you suddenly dislike Paperclip to huh?
(Congrats on the new phone, keep it in your site at all times)

Surgicly attach it to your arm.

Quote from Xiaoleo

What are you talking about Lgolos? Paperclip even agreed with me on that. See /\.

So you suddenly dislike Paperclip to huh?
(Congrats on the new phone, keep it in your site at all times)

... Do you think I care?

Quote from Finnerwoo

Connect a missle to your phone, no one will **** with it.

Too big, won't fit in my pocket.

THINK SIR

Surgicly attach it to your arm...

surgically attach your arm to your phone, **** that pussy shit

Your mom is surgically attacted to your phone.

Give it a self destruct sequence. Then you can HOPE it gets stolen. Wait for somebody to take that shit, then BOOM...

Or you can like, give your phone AIDS or something... Nobody will want it then.. Well, maybe 2-D will take it...

Quote from Myself

Your mom is surgically attacted to your phone.

That's exactly what I would've said.

Anyway Lgolos, make the phone touch sensitive. When people other than you touch it, it'll shock. Even if its your own family's posession, you should do that, so nobody will mess wit it.

Stick it down your pants. Then when you pull it out, no one will touch it.

I got a phone yesterday and I have the same problem.

I just keep it with me at all times, though it will be different for you, Lgolos.

I just keep it in my pocket, with bluetooth on, and do whatever.

In class I jsut keep it in my tray, and put silent on (This is where its harder for you).

What kind of phone have you got, aswell, Lgolos?