Jesus Harold Christ. Get the bible out of your ass and learn to lie.

*gag* I don't read the bible, I am an atheist.

No wonder you don't go outside.

Okay, lets forget about what I said earlier. I'm not looking for any fights.

No, let's not. Let's capitalize on the fact that you have no social life.

Yeah Gavel, keep jesus out of this!

I am. I'm talking about his life under a rock. I was thinking of moving into one after senior year next year because I heard they were cheap. I just don't want to be under one in a bad neighborhood, even though I won't see it or hear it.

Someone write me a poem about injustice.
:L

I'll do it for $50 in paypal money.

Should I have a social life?

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I'll do it for $50 in paypal money.

I forget, is that £25? or is it like £50/1 now?

Must... Kill... all... who... stand... in... my... way!

It would be £31.16. I'll do it for a hug.

onlineconversion.com says it's about £32

Ninja'd by Zed. Damn.

If you want poems by someone who's been accoladed (see, only a real poet would use a word like that) for his poetry, then you'll go with Gavel.

I used the icon on my desktop. Yours is probably closer.