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Why is this thread called The Meerkat Thread? There are no meerkat pics.

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Ah there they are, thanks Real.

ok, the zymn person has returned. and i come with a message. a message... to Strelok.





WHAT THE ****ING HELL MAN. seriously, stop trying to be me! you're just an attention seeking fag, and we ALL know that there's no way some nerdy fag could ever see a chick naked unless he's watching ****ING PORN. god damn, unless this bitch is the ugliest bitch in the history of mankind, you're just making this shit up! it's like saying that i am now getting laid and have a girlfriend. ITS JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN. god damn, cut your hair, would you? get rid of the ****ing glasses. ACTUALLY WORK OUT. you look like a friggin ten year old, and we all know it! now how about telling the truth, you dumbshit.



ok, there's my message. soo... whats goin on?




oh, and if i dare hear you say "o hai guiz, i'm a womanizer!" i will completely revoke your internetz. because only i can be a good womanizer, because i'm fat, ugly, nobody likes me, but i just go around trying to be a nice guy and talking to chicks who've never known me. but we all know they're thinking "oh hey, maybe if i act nice and somehow blow him off, he'll leave me alone!" and so they do. god ****ing dammit, you're stupid.




and before anyone says i'm using a proxy, i'm not. it seems i'm the only person that knows the glitch in this site.

It's crazy how u all are openly racist
And by the why SMB
Haha u don't know wat that means

It means

THESE NUTS {super big}

oh, somethin else.


sexting? SEXTING? if you two get to eat together (and get even fatter), why not just bang her face to face? she probably just feels sorry for your fat ass and just fakes all this shit. ew. a big mac. theres no way this bitch is hot. yuck. was it your idea to eat at mcdonalds? and really, if you've felt her tits and shit, shouldn't you have actually done something? or did you just rub your computer screen?

So I talked with a girl for 30 minutes on facebook. 45 minutes later I was at her house making out with her.

Do I win?

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So I talked with a girl for 30 minutes on facebook. 45 minutes later I was at her house making out with her.

Do I win?

yes, because she uses facebook, thus shes a preppy bitch, you attract them, and thus its believable.

*bows*

yeah, she's preppy, and I've been talking to her online for the last 30 minutes. She's really annoying.

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*bows*

yeah, she's preppy, and I've been talking to her online for the last 30 minutes. She's really annoying.

and thats why i prefer scene chicks who don't think nothing bad ever happens to them. god, can people honestly believe they can do anything without ever suffering consequences?

She's not that preppy, just really annoying and pretty stupid.
And uh, she can think that bad things can happen, because she was scared as shit to come out of her house because she thought her parents were gonna wake up and shit like that.

aw shit guys...

ok, so i may have exaggerated on the rant i did, cause this one girl i'm friends with and stuff, and i like her, but she wants to become anorexic and stuff. she wants to look like this:


she says she wants to think of herself the way i think of her... ugh...
maggieCracker says:
You say I'm thin
You say I'm beautiful
I don't see that.
I want to
But I can't.
That's the disorder, I guess.


****ing hell... i'm trying to tell her to exercise and stuff, but she thinks that anything over 600 calories a day is too high... shit...

Zymn, leave and never turn back.

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Zymn, leave and never turn back.

**** off miniman. i really don't know what to do here.

Oh, so you like a girl.

I talked to her for 30 minutes and we were making out within an hour. I don't EVEN like her that much. Try harder.