Old lady + stretching before jogging = SEXY.

Oh God My Eyessssssssssssssssssss

I have to get me one of those.

Wtf? Thats my grandmother.

I am now attempting to forget what i just saw. *strains self.............*

Welp there go my masturbation plans for tonight.

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Probably, who wants to rape an ugly lady!

Schwa. nomnomnom

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Welp there go my masturbation plans for tonight.

Sorry. Maybe I can get you back into the mood?

I don't even...know.

holy shit. I was going to say somehting, but... shit.

Well congrats on not saying anything. Oh wait.

Nothing may have been said, as this is a text-format communication as opposed to an auditory communication.

i hate it when i start watching some show right in the middle of it.

some guy wants to sell raincoats for 40 years, the other guys all talking about other things and name stuff and then the other one goes on some long ass rant about it raining everyday. the it ends with the second guy going "ok we'll get you some earplugs" and everyone nods in agreement and they all leave. WHAT THE **** JUST HAPPENED?!

Great news everyone! It turns out that I have not 1, not 2, but 3 mental/personality disorders that my psychiatrist and psychologist failed to inform me of for the last 9 odd years, bringing me to a grand total of 5 mental disorders!
This summer keeps getting better and better!

so what are they and are they real disorders or just just the fake ones that can be found in most people?