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Sneezing and coughing and farting at the same time would be so awesome.

I've done it, and threw up afterwards.

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did your insides feel weird after doing so

nah neither were powerful enough to have any real effect on me

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The term is asian-american, but that's like saying the nigger stole my bike.

Thank you for explaining my joke for me.

People should use the word niggardly more often.

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How many pages does anyone think the chat thread will make it to?

OVER 9000GETc​

That flowchart will come in handy at home

Anyway, Just bought this

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That flowchart will come in handy at home

Anyway, Just bought this

Ooo now you'll gain Dwight Howard's powers!

Nah, but seriously, that ain't too bad of a hat.

my farmville crops that i planted, being a stupid drunken ****ing twat at the time, mature in half an hour, i cant go to bed unless their harvested, and i planted so many its unbelivable

i also bought a tractor, two chickens and about 10 hay bales, 7 of them where in a pattern and i guess i gave up before i could place the other 3

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Ooo now you'll gain Dwight Howard's powers!

Nah, but seriously, that ain't too bad of a hat.

Psshhh, I've already got Dwight Howard's powers. 5'10" and I can touch rim on a regulation height hoop. What now, son.

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my farmville crops that i planted, being a stupid drunken ****ing twat at the time, mature in half an hour, i cant go to bed unless their harvested, and i planted so many its unbelivable

i also bought a tractor, two chickens and about 10 hay bales, 7 of them where in a pattern and i guess i gave up before i could place the other 3

ruining my precisly calculated crop rotation ****sake

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Psshhh, I've already got Dwight Howard's powers. 5'10" and I can touch rim on a regulation height hoop. What now, son.

Damn, that's pretty ****ing impressive, but not the best I've seen. I'm overweight by like 10 pounds and I don't know if it's the reason, but I have horrible hops. 6'1 and can touch rim, that's all :(

My little brother is 5'11 and has 3/4 of his hand over the rim. My other friend, who is 5'8, can touch the rim and another who is 5'4, is one inch from it.

I did gain 5 inches over the summer hops-wise though lol

Just got shirts for Underoath, A Day To Remember, and Charlie the Unicorn. Then I got 2 sweaters, one plain light gray one, and a pancho. And some slim pants. I feel so accomplished.

Edit: Holy shit there's an ad on my post.

5'4''? damn that guy can jump, i can't even reach near the rim even with all my super stoner abilities

Yeah, he's the most athletic one of my basketball group. Got a good shot too lol