Quote from DeathwishARGHHHH, KILL IT, KILL IT!!!
OKAY! OKAY! SOMEONE CALL 911!!! NEVERMIND!! I'LL DO IT!!!
*RINNNGGGGG*
*RINGGGGGG*
"hello, this is 911 emergency response!"
"HOLY **** THERE'S A 7 LEGGED SPIDER ON THE LOOSE, ****ING KILL IT, KILL IT!"
"Sir, that is not an emergency, I'm sending a police car your way."
"GREAT! TELL HIM TO KILL IT YOU BITCH!"