why would you put a shrimp on a barbie doll

no mate you've got it all cactus mate you gotta learn the lingo mate

A bloke carked it down at the boozer this arvo after drinking a dickload of piss, poor bastard. meanwhile down at maccas me mate Fred accidentally smacked a journo's ankle biter in the noggin. he ended up taking the piss out of the sheila for not looking where she was trotting. long story short we ended up in the divvy van but were able to rack off soon after as I am good mates with the bloke who ran the local copper shed.

mate.

thats not a knife

Quote from Bonk

thats not a knife

THIS is a knife

Quote from Bonk

thats not a knife

Quote from Myself

THIS is a knife

So, who wants to nibble on Nobbie's nuts?

Quote from Myself

THIS is a knife

Its a knife at the down side.

Quote from CandoBalls

So, who wants to nibble on Nobbie's nuts?

those are the best salted peanuts

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those are the best salted peanuts

You got that right, mate.

http://www.archive.org/details/ptc1978-11-18.flac16
40 minute speech before a mass suicide, The Jonestown Massacre. ****ing strange.

Quote from Myself

THIS is a knife

i see you've played knifey-spoony before

teaspoon
Also known as a sex position.

So who wants to make Brainstick's birthday thread?