Quote from "Linconycleycide20"

Brain hurts

That's because we know how to use more than one page of the dictionary worth of words.

Hey guys, whats up?

HE HAS RIIIISEEEEEN

Good choice of words, no?

Haha, clever, miniman, clever.

Oh hay Jeremy.

What up d-awg ?

hey youre right gavel

The U.S. are playing the swiss

Ha nice one schwa

Good movie.

Looks like shit.

Women and Nazis. Psh.

Jew, nazis, snicker.

jeremy, you are a very attractive person. i'm sure you get many requests from females to breed. i'm not being sarcastic.

I dont actually, primarily because I'm never around any of them. But thank you. ;]

I would like to submit a mating request for Jeremy.

Also -

I just got a phone call from a really southern (male/female?) saying "You think I'm sexy?"

Me: "What?"

"You just texted the wrong number cause the text you just sent me sayin' 'yo sexy'"

"What is this I don't even (note, did not say this)"

[End of conversation]

I have never texted that number in my life :/

Also, it was a west vaginian number