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Mar 27, 2010 4:59 PM #559989
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I've done this with the car door....to my 4 year old sister. I walked around the car and she followed me without me noticing. Luckily nothing happened to her finger. Thank goodness they were small enough not to get crushed.


Thats lucky haha, I had my finger threaded through the door right next to the hinge. She closed the door without know my finger was in there and I heard a grind and a snap and I screamed ****. She felt so bad about it.
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Mar 27, 2010 5:01 PM #559993
Why'd you have your finger there in the first place?
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Mar 27, 2010 5:01 PM #559994
One time my sister was in my dad's van and she had a receipt my mom needed so I reached for it and she tried slamming the sliding door on my arm but I pulled away and luckily it only completely raped my finger.
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Mar 27, 2010 5:03 PM #559997
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Why'd you have your finger there in the first place?


We were leaving her room, and all the lights were off so I had my hands on the sides of the walls to help get down the stairs due to being completly ****ing blind. My right hand happened to be in the door while the left hand was on the wall.
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Mar 27, 2010 5:04 PM #559998
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I've done this with the car door....to my 4 year old sister. I walked around the car and she followed me without me noticing. Luckily nothing happened to her finger. Thank goodness they were small enough not to get crushed.


Something like this happened to me too. I remember getting my finger slammed into the door but I never broke it. I've never broken any bones. :D
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Mar 27, 2010 5:06 PM #560001
I'm still trying to figure if the bone is broken in any sort of way. Oh well.
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Mar 27, 2010 5:09 PM #560007
Get her to give you sympathy sex.
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Mar 27, 2010 5:13 PM #560010
Who wants to make the first fingering joke?
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Mar 27, 2010 5:13 PM #560011
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Get her to give you sympathy sex.


Get on xbox, I'm bored as shit.

EDIT: Why is zed's name green? Is he a mod now?
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Mar 27, 2010 5:14 PM #560013
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Who wants to make the first fingering joke?


I actually posted what happened here with the intention of this happening. I'm very suprised it hasn't.
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Mar 27, 2010 5:15 PM #560015
She did it on purpose to symbolise how bad you are at it :)

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EDIT: Why is zed's name green? Is he a mod now?


:D

http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?31901-Congratulations-Zed!
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Mar 27, 2010 5:18 PM #560016
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She did it on purpose to symbolise how bad you are at it :)



:D


Zing! Oh wait..
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Mar 27, 2010 5:22 PM #560018
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I've never broken any bones. :D


There's something you and me have in common. Which scares me because I figure most people break a bone at least once in there life.
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Mar 27, 2010 5:29 PM #560028
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Get on xbox, I'm bored as shit.

EDIT: Why is zed's name green? Is he a mod now?



I dunno, man. I've been playing Guild Wars so much I'm kind of addicted.
Didn't you have to return MW2 by this time? Or did you steal it.
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Mar 27, 2010 5:32 PM #560031
Hey, Zed.
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Look at this guy above me :)