His lips fell on my face. They tasted like KFC and melon.

best taste in the world

...wait, melon?

definitely a watermelon

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His lips fell on my face. They tasted like KFC and melon.

You're such a liar. "it was a million to one shot doc, a million to one"

Just got back from my 2 day camping trip. I caught a fish, shot a pistol, canoed 10 miles down the brazos river, ate smores, and slept in a very nice and well made tent.

I get homesick very easily.

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Just got back from my 2 day camping trip. I caught a fish, shot a pistol, canoed 10 miles down the brazos river, ate smores, and slept in a very nice and well made tent.

I get homesick very easily.

Yea? Well last time i went camping i shot a fish with a pistol, while canuing down the brazos river, eating smores.

well i managed to kill a fish with a dart and attach my campmates hand (who is a bit of a dick really) to a boulder with a different dart

we also tried to lure a squirrel to kill with a chocolate hobnob but the bastard kept eating them

anyone who hasn't noticed i'm just describing the camping episode of Bottom then please shoot yourself

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Yea? Well last time i went camping i shot a fish with a pistol, while canuing down the brazos river, eating smores.

But were you in a very nice tent at the time?

I lit myself on fire camping once... Must be why I love doing it.

Put plywood on a campfire once. Quite close to the tents. Not a good idea in retrospect.

Is this turning into a 'ive done stupider shit then you' game? Cuz i will definatly win.

I like that game. I jumped off a 40 foot bridge into a deep stream of 4 feet in december. Lol

Me and a friend almost died going 50 miles and our down a windy mountain while it was raining whilst rolling a j, we spun out of control and nearly hit a big ass tree head on. And then again not 10 minutes later only this time we were mere inches from falling off the side of said mountain, turns out those bushes we saw at the edge were not bushes but in fact the top of trees. We also cruised to whole town entering nearly every store and bar looking for drugs, we scared a hell of a lot of people but only found some weed. And after a while some cops started to follow us, it was probably a bad idea now that I think of it.

Also I passed my drug test and am going to orientation friday WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I passed my drug test

I hereby declare the 31st of March an SPP national holiday. We shall never forget the impossible feats of this day.