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Index has actually been living next door to me for years, but never realized it.

I never said anything, because I thought it would be awkward.

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the dude? razrblade? Holy SHIT I hate that guy, so much. Oh man. I hate him.

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Hell yeah.

Worst ending of all time.

But the rest was golden. I love nisio isin

Katanagatari

holy fuck

I am so angry

like

HOLY FUCK WHY

I wish I had someone to vent to

that last episode completely and utterly RUINED the series

and one of my favorite characters

this

fucking

SUCKS

the heroine, formerly one of my all time favorite characters who was a really cute, funny girl, tells the protagonist that she was planning on killing him from the beginning of the series. Note that she is also dying in his arms. So first off, I'm in emotional distress because this character is going to die on the last episode and it's going to have a bad ending, and then to pour salt in my wounds, she reveals that she's an evil bitch. she goes all out and says he's a pawn, and everything she said was a lie. note that in the previous episode she asked him if he wanted them to stay together forever, in which he responded yes. But wait, it gets WORSE. He then GET'S SUPER DOOPER MAD WHICH MAKES HIM SUPER STRONG AND GOES AND - okay, first I need to establish that the main plot was collecting these 12 "perfected blades" - katanas. But like, magical. Anyway, it took eleven and a half 50-minute episodes to get these fucking katanas. And this fucker with the last one, which isn't a katana, it's a fucking GUN, kills the heroine (which I've gone over) and takes all of them. So anyway, pissed off protagonist goes to their lair place and goes apeshit. HE KILLS 11 PEOPLE WHO ARE USING SAID KATANAS WHICH ARE SUPPOSED TO BE EXTREMELY POWERFUL AND DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN, KILLING EVERY ONE OF THEM IN LITERALLY ONE HIT EACH AND IT TAKES LITERALLY TWO MINUTES. HE DID WHAT TOOK HIM THE ENTIRE FUCKING SERIES IN TWO FUCKING MINUTES. OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE YOU SHITTING ME. ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME. AND THEN GUESS WHAT? IT GETS WORSE. HE ENDS UP TRAVELING WITH THE HEROINE'S RIVAL, REPLACING HER. HE SAID HE CAME TO THE LAIR PLACE "TO DIE" BUT THEN SUDDENLY HE'S ALL FINE AND TRAVELING AROUND WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING BITCH LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE? TOGAME, THE HEROINE, DIED OF TWO BULLET WOUNDS THAT THE ANTAGONIST CLAIMS DID NOT HIT HER VITALS. PROTAGONIST IS SHOT WITH THE SAME GUN FIFTEEN TIMES ALL OVER HIS BODY AND SURVIVES WITH LIMITED INJURIES, RECOVERING EXTREMELY QUICKLY.

Up until the last episode, the series was AMAZING. I was in love with Togame. And then, this shit. This fucking shit. And yet, people claim that it has an awesome ending. No. That was the worst ending I've ever seen. Worse than Gantz. They claim that Togame dying was okay because she said she was happy that it meant she didn't have to kill Shichika. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE YOU KILL HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCKING BITCH? I JUST IMAGINED THAT SCENE HAPPENING IF SHE WASN'T KILLED. IT MAKES ME FUCKING SICK. IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOVERS. I don't even know.

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this is me in emotional turmoil freaking out and venting to Firefly after finishing Katanagatari:


Like a day later I realized that Togame actually had her scheming eyes and was lying and whatnot, but it still doesn't make it okay.