u mirin my functional strength and homosex appeal

nah im not gonna be a construction worker brah.
would not bang fatasfatass, 0/10 no homo

m8 you just don't know true man when you see it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

look at all that functional strength

you know there is only one true man mate. the legend.

zyzz had no functional heart strength

once and fr all proving that /fit/ is girlymen

he caused more mirin and lived more in his 22 years than you could ever hope to live in 100. then he ascended into heaven and lives among the gods

but he never even had homosex

what are you talking about? he went to thailand, dude...

homosex isn't homosex if they look like women

Quote from Myself

m8 you just don't know true man when you see it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

look at all that functional strength

what did i just watch

The evolution of the boy-band; the MAN-band.

guys, i have a question.

When you want to make your pubes look decent, what do you do with the balls and shaft? Cause like, if I trim the hair and shit, it will take forever doing that shit with scissors on and around the balls and shaft. I'm thinking I just take a razor to that bitch and shave the shit out of it.

why would you do that

you're not planning to make a wig out of it are you? that doesn't work very well

novelty mustaches work pretty well though.

because people don't like to get hairs in their eyes and mouth when they give you a blowjob.

straya cunt. Why we get so many silver medals in olimpcs :(