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Sep 6, 2012 6:54 PM #734859
I can't imagine Zed actually even requiring a vehicle to travel.
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Sep 6, 2012 7:14 PM #734873
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Zed what kind of car do you drive? I can't imagine you driving a normal car.


I have a 12 year old Renault Clio. It's blue. Until yesterday the trim was held on with pink bail twine, only one hubcap remained, and the window was kept up with packaging tape. Also the speedometer was broken and the engine ticked like a time bomb. And the left side was scratched to shit (still is) and it leaked oil. But now it's a happy little Clio. I'm thinking of fitting a platypus water bottle to the drivers seat so that I can have constant energy drink.

@Fusion: Of course normally I teleport but you can only do that with organic matter. I'm a pizza delivery guy this holiday so I needed some way to carry food.
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Sep 6, 2012 7:26 PM #734884
I pictured a fiery chariot lead by a chain of flying black stallions.
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Sep 6, 2012 7:30 PM #734886
Yeah, you just try parallel parking in one of those.
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Sep 6, 2012 8:53 PM #734919
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Zed what kind of car do you drive? I can't imagine you driving a normal car.


>implying zed drives a car

Zed mounts the back of a several millennium year old elder blood dragon, armored with razor spiked titanium plates painted with diamond sprinkled anti explosive coating. Folded one billion times, forged in the bellowing furnaces in the deepest pits of hell. Jingling black chains, literally nailed into the dragons face with smelted metal from the weapons and halos of murdered angels, enchanted with the eternally tormented souls of the forsaken, wrapping and twisting in a perpetual torrent of screams and anguish up from the denizens mouth all the way to Zed's glimmering platinum gauntlets both signed with an ambient glowing red omega symbol crested with an arc demons searing blood. The dragon breath boils from it's mouth through the chains and over it's armor, instantaneously killing any mortal touched by it. It's horrific, resounding screams break matter apart on an molecular level, annihilating you suddenly and painfully. It's said that staring into it's glowing, irradiating eyes will enrapture you whilst sucking the soul from your body, dropping you like a puppet with it's strings cut, leaving your family with just an empty shell, a former vessel of spirit to bury and remember you by. It's thunderous steps set off car alarms several miles away, shattering the earth beneath it's feet, sonic waves rush outwards with intense force, rupturing your organs and paralyzing your spine. This dragon need not breath something as rudimentary as flame, no. When this beast opens it's maw, it projects particles of energy into you, causing an atomic blast. Zed controls the beast using a lash that arises from the finger tips of his magical dread armor, this crackling whip sparks with plasma in every swing, you can hear it ripping and slicing through the air, leaving a trail of purple electricity and everlasting black hell fire behind it. Formed from his sheer force of will the snapping line of suffering crashes into the beasts thick hide making it bleed black diamonds large enough to completely smash a humans body into pieces upon landing. When the beast takes flight he's immortalized in song by a chorus of one hundred thousand legions of fallen angles, lead by Slash on electric guitar.

Needless to say, Zed doesn't get many parking tickets.
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Sep 6, 2012 9:14 PM #734924
0.0 such a long post xD
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Sep 6, 2012 9:17 PM #734925
I ride a bike.
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Sep 6, 2012 9:22 PM #734927
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Sep 6, 2012 9:34 PM #734933
You think that's impressive? Shit.

I can ride my bike with no handle bars
no handle bars
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Sep 6, 2012 9:38 PM #734936
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I want to ride that bike so bad xD
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Sep 6, 2012 9:45 PM #734939
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You think that's impressive? Shit.

I can ride my bike with no handle bars
no handle bars

I'm able to ride my bike without handles too, anyway, for how much you are able to ride it without handle bars? Just curious.

Oh shit, Chunky (a.k.a. bonerman) has been banned.
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Sep 6, 2012 10:08 PM #734948
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Oh shit, Chunky (a.k.a. bonerman) has been banned.


Something about using his new account to post instead of talking to the Admin/Mod who banned him about it so he can discuss his previous ban.
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Sep 6, 2012 11:24 PM #734971
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I'm able to ride my bike without handles too, anyway, for how much you are able to ride it without handle bars? Just curious.

Oh shit, Chunky (a.k.a. bonerman) has been banned.


Oh shit, bonerman was Chunky. Fuuuu-
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Sep 6, 2012 11:26 PM #734974
So if you're like me, you're wondering exactly where "HD" goes from here. I mean, we went from tiny 480p TVs and DVDs to massive 1080p HDTVs and Blu-rays... what's next?

Next month, LG releases an 84-inch 4K ultra high definition TV. For $20k, you get a TV that will show video up to 3,840 pixels wide, and 2,160 pixels tall (four times the resolution of your current HDTV), with all the bells and whistles thrown in (including 3D, Smart TV, and such).

That is nuts. Expensive and nuts. I don't think there's even that much 4k video content out there.
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Sep 6, 2012 11:42 PM #734977
Thats only twice the resolution of a 1080 HDTV.

They already have resolutions far exceeding HD, just arn't many things that use them. Id assume they're all special purpose types of monitors.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Display_resolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_resolutions