I miss poptart.

So last night I couldn't sleep. My allergies were going nuts so my eyes burned and I couldn't breathe through my nose. I decide at 1 AM to go have a shower to hopefully clear some of that with a blast of steam. 2 AM I finish and head back to my bedroom where my girlfriend is still sleeping, and I move to go around the bed to my side. As I do my girlfriend suddenly turns to face me blank-faced and starts shouting nonsense, so I stop moving. I literally cannot make out what she is trying to say, so I asked her, "What!?"

She pauses for a second, then babbles a bit more. So I resume movement towards the bed and tell her that she's not making any sense. Before I can finish my sentence she suddenly shifts forward and shoots her foot out right into my balls and then asks, "Are you naked!? ARE YOU NAKED!?" I stumble back and double over in pain and manage to get out a, "AUGH OF COURSE I AM I JUST HAD A SHOWER." She starts shouting, "BUT ARE YOU NAKED? LIKE ARE YOU IN YOUR BATHING SUIT?" I'm really confused, "YES I am naked, no I'm not in a bathing suit!" The whole time she's got her foot out blocking me from moving forward. "ARE YOU IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW? LIKE RIGHT NOW WITH ME!?" she asks. At this point I've kind of had enough, so I push her foot aside and ask, "Yes, I'm in the room with you. Are you still asleep? What the fuck are you doing?" She pauses for a second and then just starts talking nonsense again.

I walk around the bed to my side and sit down and start asking her if she's awake and had any idea what she was saying. After a bit of chatting I think she realized what had happened. I don't know if she remembers, she's at work right now and left before I woke up, but she told me she thought her sister and her friends were in our apartment some how (my girlfriend and I live together with no one else), and that she thought I didn't realize and was walking in on them naked. Now, we both have a history of doing really weird shit in our sleep and freaking the other person out, but I think this takes the cake. She flat out kicked me in the balls trying to stop me from moving, and it hurt like a motherfucker.

Sleep talking and movement is weird.

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So last night I couldn't sleep. My allergies were going nuts so my eyes burned and I couldn't breathe through my nose. I decide at 1 AM to go have a shower to hopefully clear some of that with a blast of steam. 2 AM I finish and head back to my bedroom where my girlfriend is still sleeping, and I move to go around the bed to my side. As I do my girlfriend suddenly turns to face me blank-faced and starts shouting nonsense, so I stop moving. I literally cannot make out what she is trying to say, so I asked her, "What!?"

She pauses for a second, then babbles a bit more. So I resume movement towards the bed and tell her that she's not making any sense. Before I can finish my sentence she suddenly shifts forward and shoots her foot out right into my balls and then asks, "Are you naked!? ARE YOU NAKED!?" I stumble back and double over in pain and manage to get out a, "AUGH OF COURSE I AM I JUST HAD A SHOWER." She starts shouting, "BUT ARE YOU NAKED? LIKE ARE YOU IN YOUR BATHING SUIT?" I'm really confused, "YES I am naked, no I'm not in a bathing suit!" The whole time she's got her foot out blocking me from moving forward. "ARE YOU IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW? LIKE RIGHT NOW WITH ME!?" she asks. At this point I've kind of had enough, so I push her foot aside and ask, "Yes, I'm in the room with you. Are you still asleep? What the fuck are you doing?" She pauses for a second and then just starts talking nonsense again.

I walk around the bed to my side and sit down and start asking her if she's awake and had any idea what she was saying. After a bit of chatting I think she realized what had happened. I don't know if she remembers, she's at work right now and left before I woke up, but she told me she thought her sister and her friends were in our apartment some how (my girlfriend and I live together with no one else), and that she thought I didn't realize and was walking in on them naked. Now, we both have a history of doing really weird shit in our sleep and freaking the other person out, but I think this takes the cake. She flat out kicked me in the balls trying to stop me from moving, and it hurt like a motherfucker.

Sleep talking and movement is weird.

Oh my god thats quite a story

O-O That is quite a story. Reminds me of that show punk'd, only what just happened actually happened and wasn't some dick move.

Lmao Jeff xDD

That story just made my day lololol

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O-O That is quite a story. Reminds me of that show punk'd, only what just happened actually happened and wasn't some dick move.

So it wasn't like punk'd at all?

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So last night I couldn't sleep. My allergies were going nuts so my eyes burned and I couldn't breathe through my nose. I decide at 1 AM to go have a shower to hopefully clear some of that with a blast of steam. 2 AM I finish and head back to my bedroom where my girlfriend is still sleeping, and I move to go around the bed to my side. As I do my girlfriend suddenly turns to face me blank-faced and starts shouting nonsense, so I stop moving. I literally cannot make out what she is trying to say, so I asked her, "What!?"

She pauses for a second, then babbles a bit more. So I resume movement towards the bed and tell her that she's not making any sense. Before I can finish my sentence she suddenly shifts forward and shoots her foot out right into my balls and then asks, "Are you naked!? ARE YOU NAKED!?" I stumble back and double over in pain and manage to get out a, "AUGH OF COURSE I AM I JUST HAD A SHOWER." She starts shouting, "BUT ARE YOU NAKED? LIKE ARE YOU IN YOUR BATHING SUIT?" I'm really confused, "YES I am naked, no I'm not in a bathing suit!" The whole time she's got her foot out blocking me from moving forward. "ARE YOU IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW? LIKE RIGHT NOW WITH ME!?" she asks. At this point I've kind of had enough, so I push her foot aside and ask, "Yes, I'm in the room with you. Are you still asleep? What the fuck are you doing?" She pauses for a second and then just starts talking nonsense again.

I walk around the bed to my side and sit down and start asking her if she's awake and had any idea what she was saying. After a bit of chatting I think she realized what had happened. I don't know if she remembers, she's at work right now and left before I woke up, but she told me she thought her sister and her friends were in our apartment some how (my girlfriend and I live together with no one else), and that she thought I didn't realize and was walking in on them naked. Now, we both have a history of doing really weird shit in our sleep and freaking the other person out, but I think this takes the cake. She flat out kicked me in the balls trying to stop me from moving, and it hurt like a motherfucker.

Sleep talking and movement is weird.

What is this..?
I don't even...

Holy shit that is the stupidest thing I have ever read. "Don't say that because you can say whatever you want".

EDIT: okay you deleted your post so I look completely crazy, whatever

First time I've ever heard about someone sleep-kicking another person in the jewels.

just wanted to ask...is it true that we have 90,320 members on the forums...and almost just 60 members of them ae active...why ?

A lot of them join because they can, then get bored and quit.

how the hell did they got bored HERE...this place rocks !

Quite easily, it seems. Why do you care so much about the member count anyway? We have plenty of active members, considering how small of an audience there is for stick animations.

i know...i was just asking...i have anathor one...when i checked the OLD posts...i realized that the guests were able to post too...what happend !?

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how the hell did they got bored HERE...this place rocks !

Because not everybody likes the same things.