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Dec 7, 2012 12:49 AM #809204

at one point, one of our sergeants called us a bunch of "stupid fucking cunts" because we didn't know how many years the Navy beat the Army in football successively. Then he flicked his cigarette at us.

Needless to say, we all call the jewish kid Gypsy from now on. We're a bunch of fucking animals, but if you threaten any of us or the nation, we're coming down on you.

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Dec 7, 2012 12:50 AM #809205

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I just had my fucking intestines pulled out for the last hour and a half.

USMC PT is the fucking shit. You know you're having fun when you're on the ground sobbing as vomit streams from everybody's mouth while your squad leader tells you to get the fuck up off the ground and start running for the tenth fucking time.

Lol, the Navy was next to us, and the Sergeants were giving their poolees a chat on what they can do to enhance communication, and how to give everybody a more enjoyable experience in the Navy. Our CO hears this and laughs.
"Welcome to the Marines. Do you wanna chat about how to make communication better?"
"Yes, sir."
"Do you want to have fun?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, this is the plan. You fuck yourself and do what we tell you to do, fucking faggots."
"Yes, sir!"
"You wanna start PT?"
"Yes, sir!"
"YOU BETTER START FUCKING PRAYING."
"YES, SIR!"
"PRAY TO YOUR FUCKING GOD."
Then he points to this jewish guy in our platoon.
"DID YOU PRAY TO YOUR GOD?"
"YES, STAFF SERGEANT!"
"DID YOU PRAY TO YOUR FUCKING GYPSY GOD YOU FUCKING JEW?"
"YES SIR!"
"THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND START RUNNING, YOU FUCKS!"

you are not in the fucking army are you? what's the fucking point of your posts like that? if you are in the army why the fuck are you posting this in this forum??????

for god sake... (didn't mean to offend you, though)

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Dec 7, 2012 12:53 AM #809209

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you are not in the fucking army are you? what's the fucking point of your posts like that? if you are in the army why the fuck are you posting this in this forum??????

for god sake... (didn't mean to offend you, though)

Why do you give a shit?

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Dec 7, 2012 12:56 AM #809213

How bout dem red sox

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Dec 7, 2012 12:57 AM #809217

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you are not in the fucking army are you? what's the fucking point of your posts like that? if you are in the army why the fuck are you posting this in this forum??????

for god sake... (didn't mean to offend you, though)

Oh right, there was just an ambush and I'm too distracted by this internet forum to fight them off.

No offense taken.

Firstly, it's the United States Motherfucking Marines. The army guys sit in a room and learn about leadership. We run until we're vomiting and crying and the last man standing is punished for not vomiting enough.
Secondly, I'm not a Marine. I'm a member of the Marines, but not a Marine. I'm a poolee. I go to basic in June.
Thirdly, chill the fuck out, dude. Is there a rule against military personnel on the internet now?

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Dec 7, 2012 1:05 AM #809227

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Oh right, there was just an ambush and I'm too distracted by this internet forum to fight them off.

No offense taken.

Firstly, it's the United States Motherfucking Marines. The army guys sit in a room and learn about leadership. We run until we're vomiting and crying and the last man standing is punished for not vomiting enough.
Secondly, I'm not a Marine. I'm a member of the Marines, but not a Marine. I'm a poolee. I go to basic in June.
Thirdly, chill the fuck out, dude. Is there a rule against military personnel on the internet now?

i don't remember saying that you are not allowed to be here, correct me if i'm wrong. and if you say that the army bitches do that, then fuck them. if you are a member of the marines, fuck yeah. you have my respect. now since we both explained every shit would you mind telling what is poolee?

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Dec 7, 2012 1:14 AM #809236

Jesus Christ, cool it.

You don't get to fucking call the Army guys bitches, because they're not, and you have no fucking right to say that.

Lay off the language too.

A poolee is a person who has already enlisted with the Marines and has a date for boot camp, and in the meantime trains both mentally and physically.

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Dec 7, 2012 1:44 AM #809260

So he gets mad at you for being on the internet and in the Army, and then you prove him wrong and tell him you're a member of the Marines, and now he's cool with it?

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Dec 7, 2012 1:50 AM #809269

Ah I see. I should try that sometime.

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Dec 7, 2012 1:55 AM #809273

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It's Internet Toughguy-ery 101

Newbie showing up in unfamilliar waters, attempts to show initiative by attempting to dominate and antagonize the Alpha Male; which happens to be the most military man in the room. Then appropriately backs off as a sign of 'respect' when threatened for real.

This sums it up quite nicely.

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Dec 7, 2012 2:03 AM #809279

Quote from Hewitt
It's Internet Toughguy-ery 101

Newbie showing up in unfamilliar waters, attempts to show initiative by attempting to dominate and antagonize the Alpha Male; which happens to be the most military man in the room. Then appropriately backs off as a sign of 'respect' when threatened for real.

Prof. hewitt teaches a valuable lesson here

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Dec 7, 2012 2:07 AM #809280

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This sums it up quite nicely.

No, because then you'd come off as an immature suck-up who doesn't have a clue.

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Dec 7, 2012 2:11 AM #809283

That's how you be a tough guy, duh.

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Dec 7, 2012 2:27 AM #809300

I stated that it was the Marine Corps several times in the original post. He probably read the first post and assumed I was like that Miniman nigger and that I was writing from abroad.

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Dec 7, 2012 3:24 AM #809336

@Captain Cook. I did Navy boot camp last year, and then shared a base with Marines at my A-School in Mississippi... I must admit, Marines definitely have the hardest PT out of all of the other branches. While us sailors are trying to keep our boots pretty, you're out there sweating your balls off. Good luck in basic dude ^_^