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One time I put an action figure in my ass, but it never came out. I sent more up there sort of like a rescue party, and I ended up hospitalized.

did the rescue team survive

Quote from Jeff

Can't sleep. Am now showering while on my laptop.

Don't give a fuck. So bored.

perfect time to lucid dream. your mind will refuse to sleep, but if you lay still, everything else won't. then you can do whatever and not be bored

I sure hope your laptop is water proof Jeff.

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did the rescue team survive

No one has heard from them since....

Quote from Cobalt

I sure hope your laptop is water proof Jeff.

it's not, but I'm a pro at leaning out of the shower to type and look at reddit

Wouldn't that get the floor wet? Not to mention the fact that you are neglecting the use of soap and shampoo. Or are you so pro you can bath with one hand while you type with the other?

There were no survivors.

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No one has heard from them since....

:'o

I somehow ended up at a house with a bunch of drunk people I didn't know. One of them was cooking hot dogs and offered me one.

Totally worth it.

That sounds absolutely horrible. Make sure no one steals anything.

No, use it to your advantage and steal everything. They won't blame the sober person.

If I lived in an area where the standard name for a hotdog was "weiner", a bunch of drunk dudes I didn't know offering me one would seem very suspicious.

If I was at a party with a large group of men offering me wieners, damn.

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If I was at a party with a large group of men offering me wieners, damn.