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Jun 1, 2013 1:58 AM #991810
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I think if her asscheeks are red we should probably call the ambulance or something

Some people are into that kind of thing.
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Jun 1, 2013 3:28 AM #991878
have you guys noticed that every time camila or rosie posts it's immediately followed by several pages of innuendo

....in your end-o
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Jun 1, 2013 4:20 AM #991917
So my girlfriends mother is bout to run a triathlon.... And I somehow am getting dragged along. I am only looking forward to the hotel night I get to spend with her. aside from that I will basically be sitting there watching sweaty people swim, bike, and run. Ah well, that night will make it worth it.
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Jun 1, 2013 4:26 AM #991921
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I am only looking forward to the hotel night I get to spend with her


and her mum


realtalk
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Jun 1, 2013 4:28 AM #991923
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So my girlfriends mother is bout to run a triathlon.... And I somehow am getting dragged along. I am only looking forward to the hotel night I get to spend with her. aside from that I will basically be sitting there watching sweaty people swim, bike, and run. Ah well, that night will make it worth it.


^Actually, if you read the sentence again, he seems to express his desires to actually stay in the hotel WITH the mom, not his GF.

We meet again, subject verb agreement.
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Jun 1, 2013 4:29 AM #991924
Why wouldn't he? She in a triathlon, she sounds fit.
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Jun 1, 2013 4:30 AM #991926
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^Actually, if you read the sentence again, he seems to express his desires to actually stay in the hotel WITH the mom, not his GF.

We meet again, subject verb agreement.


Fuck you and your complex grammatical Nazism.
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Jun 1, 2013 5:24 AM #991958
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^Actually, if you read the sentence again, he seems to express his desires to actually stay in the hotel WITH the mom, not his GF.

We meet again, subject verb agreement.

That's one fucking weird fetish.
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Jun 1, 2013 5:48 AM #991969
hey look at this top notch picture I found
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Jun 1, 2013 6:08 AM #991982
haha he's black
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Jun 1, 2013 7:32 AM #992032
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have you guys noticed that every time camila or rosie posts it's immediately followed by several pages of innuendo

....in your end-o


I don't know why is still happening .-.
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Jun 1, 2013 7:42 AM #992035
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Oh yeah!
I remember saying that


Because I come out with things like this, that's why
And Cronos, my food bowl is empty :(
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Jun 1, 2013 8:01 AM #992040
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I don't know why is still happening .-.


i mentioned on IRC the other day, ages ago i did a social experiment where i started posting pictures of some girl in the picture thread. because i hadn't posted anything in there before, people immediately assumed i was a girl, which i went along with for the lols. for quite a long time everyone thought i was a girl, and people started hitting on me, spouting innuendo in vague attempts to rouse some nonexistent inner-nymphomaniac, etc (the same shit you gals are getting). eventually i claimed to be a lesbian to see if that would help at all; i even had a friend register and claim to be my girlfriend.

...it didn't help. for whatever reason, people were still convinced that they would somehow be able to convert a lesbian on the internet into a bisexual who was willing to cyber with them, via a stickfigure animation forum. results were consistent for the duration of the experiment, until i revealed eventually that i am in fact a manly-as-fuck bearded man.

my point is, all this is basically the penalty for openly being a girl on the internet. it's basically similar to a supermodel going into an internet cafe, and then fighting off obese nerds with a stick

i suspect it's also why the rule "there are no girls on the internet" exists
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Jun 1, 2013 8:09 AM #992048
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^Actually, if you read the sentence again, he seems to express his desires to actually stay in the hotel WITH the mom, not his GF.

We meet again, subject verb agreement.


How did you manage to figure that out.

..Oh wait. Its just me not reading properly.
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Jun 1, 2013 8:37 AM #992066
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my point is, all this is basically the penalty for openly being a girl on the internet. it's basically similar to a supermodel going into an internet cafe, and then fighting off obese nerds with a stick

i suspect it's also why the rule "there are no girls on the internet" exists


Well the joke's on you, because Camila is actually a three-headed monster