I know what you mean.
*facepalm
btw, I have a problem.
I've been trying to fix my damn Wii for the past month and I don't know what the hell is wrong with it. For some reason, it cannot read ANY games I put into it, Gamecube and Wii. I tried blowing into the disc drive, but it's hard to do. Maybe you guys might know?
Last time it was working, I was playing Super Smash Bros Brawl with my little sister when she tripped over the gamecube controller by accident. It didn't hurt the console, but it doesn't play any game I put into it now.
Its probably broken for good. If you didn't Homebrew your console, try contacting Nintendo and see if you can get your Wii fixed. It might cost some money though.
The second is much more complex, but also allows you to pirate games for free (if you have the morale to do it). You'll have to install homebrew on to your console and then install a USB loader (you'll need an SD card and USB drive for this). Mess with the options so that the USB loader installs games in to your USB drive. Use a computer to create a folder called wbfs in the usb drive and then use a program like Wii Backup Manager to move your ISO's to wbfs format into your USB drive. Each individual game in the wbfs folder should have their own folder named after the game followed by its wbfs code (ex. Brawl's wbfs code is RSBE01, so its folder would be "Super Smash Bros. Brawl [RSBE01]"). To get the Brawl ISO, you'll have to download it from the internet (fastest method is usually torrenting). It'll still take a few hours to download.
This whole process will take many hours. Its also very barebones and there are more details about USB Loaders here:
http://gbatemp.net/threads/usb-loader-gx.149922/
About installing Homebrew, here:
http://wiibrew.org/wiki/Homebrew_Channel
Use the letter bomb method.