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Jul 14, 2008 5:07 AM #186512
The longest I've lasted was 9 years. Afterwards, it was about a year. Then a month. Now I do it nearly every day. So freaking bored.
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Jul 14, 2008 5:33 AM #186540
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The longest I've lasted was 9 years. Afterwards, it was about a year. Then a month. Now I do it nearly every day. So freaking bored.

Speakinf of wanking i tried 2 new methods. Which both sucked.

First, wanking in the bath. It was alright...but uncomfortable. my legs started feeling tired, and I'd keep feeling like I was about to cum then I wasn't...I finally finished and it wasn't so great.

And this one isn't new, but I didn't do it for years...wanking with spit. Gd damn it sucks. I gotta stop, and keep spitting since it dries up so fast. It's noisy, smells and when I finish I usually keep going to get the last drop and because it still feels good but with wet wanking, it felt weird like it was really sensitive. So sensitive that it kinda felt like pain. Meh. Hope vagina feels better.
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Jul 14, 2008 5:35 AM #186543
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Speakinf of wanking i tried 2 new methods. Which both sucked.

First, wanking in the bath. It was alright...but uncomfortable. my legs started feeling tired, and I'd keep feeling like I was about to cum then I wasn't...I finally finished and it wasn't so great.

And this one isn't new, but I didn't do it for years...wanking with spit. Gd damn it sucks. I gotta stop, and keep spitting since it dries up so fast. It's noisy, smells and when I finish I usually keep going to get the last drop and because it still feels good but with wet wanking, it felt weird like it was really sensitive. So sensitive that it kinda felt like pain. Meh. Hope vagina feels better.


I usually don't use lube. Doesn't feel that much better to me and it makes a larger mess.

But if you choose to, use moisturizing lotion. Works pretty well.
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Jul 14, 2008 5:52 AM #186569
i know a website thats full of different techniques on jacking off

>:)
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Jul 14, 2008 5:56 AM #186576
I just fapped to some real CP.
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Jul 14, 2008 5:56 AM #186578
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i know a website thats full of different techniques on jacking off

>:)


I don't.

I don't know which one of us should be ashamed.
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Jul 14, 2008 5:57 AM #186583
lol.

in other news, miniman beat his anorexia!
lets all cheer for him!
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Jul 14, 2008 5:58 AM #186585
I missed the joke...explain.
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Jul 14, 2008 5:58 AM #186586
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lol.

in other news, miniman beat his anorexia!
lets all cheer for him!


Way to copy a joke that just got shot down in another thread.
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Jul 14, 2008 5:58 AM #186589
: D
that is what im here for.
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Jul 14, 2008 5:59 AM #186592
Ugh I gotta go to bed soon for summer school tomorrow. **** it all.
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Jul 14, 2008 6:00 AM #186594
haha, retard. i dont.
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Jul 14, 2008 6:01 AM #186597
**** you. Faggot.
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Jul 14, 2008 6:02 AM #186600
whadya do, **** the principle?
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Jul 14, 2008 6:03 AM #186601
Well, I dunno what you would want me to do with the PRINCIPAL.

Dicks. I hope to have my scooter so I don't have to ride that god damn bike anymore.