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Aug 18, 2013 7:23 AM #1068323
Well this is entertaining.
Let me grab mah popcorn.
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Aug 18, 2013 7:23 AM #1068324
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Although, I doubt you can last there that long, considering you're just a flyswat away from being kicked out of your maggot-infested shell that you call a body. Even tenthousand nishbunkers wouldn't hold up to that magnitude of stench


A single nishbunker could house a million boomeranreturns. You think I wouldn't defend him just because he dislocated his jaw trying to shove a phallic tree trunk down his throat? You think I would hold it against him just for his fetish for fucking owls because they give him eye contact no matter which position he fucks them from? Do you actually fucking believe that I wouldn't come to his aid simply because he treats his own rectum like the school playground?

Well you're wrong. I will. Boomerang is my bro, and if you want to rape him, you're going to have to go through me, or right after me.
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Aug 18, 2013 7:23 AM #1068325
BoomerangReturns Thought Process:
HOT DAMN I'M A FAGGOT. GOD I LOVE BEING A DOUCHENOZZLE. BETTER GO SLAP A GIRAFFE'S DICK AND SMACK MY OWN ASS TILL I BLEED OUT ALL THE CUM STUFFED UP THERE.
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Aug 18, 2013 7:23 AM #1068326
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That's amazing. Great job being better than everyone else.



KKK new event: be nice to BoomerangReturns as much as possible. Winner gets to do more than anything he wants.


Fixed that too man. Your welcome.

WELL IM NOT THE ONE PUTTING MY TONGUE UP AN ELEPHANTS PUS FILLED VAGINA FILLED WITH AIDS WITH A MAGGOT INFESTED SMILE SUCKING ON YOUR NON EXISTENT PENIS WHILE SLOWLY DECOMPOSING.
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Aug 18, 2013 7:24 AM #1068329
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A single nishbunker could house a million boomeranreturns. You think I wouldn't defend him just because he dislocated his jaw trying to shove a phallic tree trunk down his throat? You think I would hold it against him just for his fetish for fucking owls because they give him eye contact no matter which position he fucks them from? Do you actually fucking believe that I wouldn't come to his aid simply because he treats his own rectum like the school playground?

Well you're wrong. I will. Boomerang is my bro, and if you want to rape him, you're going to have to go through me, or right after me.


NOT EVEN A THOUSAND NISHBUNKERS CAN WITHSTAND THE MAGNITUDE OF HIS STENCH

NOT EVEN A THOUSAND
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Aug 18, 2013 7:25 AM #1068330
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Had to fix that


Since you're so good at fixing things, give your dad's erectile dysfunction a look.
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Aug 18, 2013 7:27 AM #1068332
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Since you're so good at fixing things, give your dad's erectile dysfunction a look.


My dad is dead of course he has erectile dysfunction. He can't get an erection when he's dead.

Or can he..??
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Aug 18, 2013 7:28 AM #1068333
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Fixed that too man. Your welcome.

WELL IM NOT THE ONE PUTTING MY TONGUE UP AN ELEPHANTS PUS FILLED VAGINA FILLED WITH AIDS WITH A MAGGOT INFESTED SMILE SUCKING ON YOUR NON EXISTENT PENIS WHILE SLOWLY DECOMPOSING.


My favorite part is how he keeps re-using the same content over and over, or in this case also stealing some from others.

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My dad is dead of course he has erectile dysfunction. He can't get an erection when he's dead.

Or can he..??


Proof of your father's death right now please.
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Aug 18, 2013 7:28 AM #1068334
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BoomerangReturns Thought Process:
HOT DAMN I'M A FAGGOT. GOD I LOVE BEING A DOUCHENOZZLE. BETTER GO SLAP A GIRAFFE'S DICK AND SMACK MY OWN ASS TILL I BLEED OUT ALL THE CUM STUFFED UP THERE.


Atleast he is good at what he does. There is no one, and I mean, NO ONE who can suck a Giraffe's dick better than him. Whats the biggest dick you ever sucked? Whats that? Never sucked one? I thought so. Boomerang can make a Giraffe's dick blast off like a firehose at 9/11. So don't fucking disrespect him for doing something WELL you asshole.
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Aug 18, 2013 7:29 AM #1068335
Fuck you ya monkey raping whore.

Yeah I'm losing this battle.
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Aug 18, 2013 7:32 AM #1068337
Can you guys just call this a day?
Boom was a bro, although he is dangerously unfunny and ruins some moments.
But he is a true bro. A true bro.

And I want you guys to stop circlejerking him.
Nish you're a good man. Smile, Mic, just chill.
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Aug 18, 2013 7:33 AM #1068338
Boom, dig up your dad and show us pictures. Make sure to check his erectile dysfunction.
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Aug 18, 2013 7:33 AM #1068339
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Can you guys just call this a day?
Boom was a bro, although he is dangerously unfunny and ruins some moments.
But he is a true bro. A true bro.
blahblahblahshitalking


That's it guys, you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, now do you?
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Aug 18, 2013 7:33 AM #1068340
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Fuck you ya monkey raping whore.

Yeah I'm losing this battle.


Losing? Bro, I'm coming to your defense. I don't care that you wish you had a sister just so you could gag her and stick pins in her vag at night. I don't care that you like to dress up like Marilyn Manroe and sneak into hairy chested men's rooms at night. You're my buddy and you aint losing this.
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Aug 18, 2013 7:34 AM #1068341
I'm not dangerously unfunny.

Holy shit i am.

@Micveir: It's not like I have his death certificate with me. But he did die of drug overdose when I was a young lad.