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Oh, sorry. lol

Your name was a bit Indian sounding, so I suggested you lived in India, but I guess I was wrong.
A lot of the members on here live in Florida too.

Naimad is just my real name backwards. Sounds cooler.

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MatrixNinja2000;1068715']Naimad is just my real name backwards. Sounds cooler.

Wow, I never realized that.
Sorry about that. lol

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MatrixNinja2000;1068715']Naimad is just my real name backwards. Sounds cooler.

Oh, wow. My best friend is named Damian. lol.

Edit: Wait. Do we- nah never mind.

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Oh gawd my stomach feels like it's exploding. Taco bell, y u do dis?

I once ate at a tribal, obscure Sri Lankan village version of Taco Bell. I thought I was going to die. Animals have legitimately died eating that shit. The next morning I thought I was giving birth to a fucking phoenix made of fire. I tried to shove ice cubes up my ass but they kept melting because of the sheer heat that was radiating from inside. I tried squirting menthol shampoo in there which gave me relief for like 2 seconds before making me feel like molten lava was pouring out again. Finally, I mixed up some fresh-mint toothpaste and the menthol shampoo and used the syringe (that my friends use for Coffee enemas) to squirt it up my butt. While I was still in a lot of pain, it finally soothed the heat enough for me to be able to shove some ice cubes up there.

Be careful what you shove up your ass, the anus absorb shit readilly into the blood stream
~ The More you Know

You should've used Robitussin

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Be careful what you shove up your ass, the anus absorb shit readilly into the blood stream
~ The More you Know

You should've used Robitussin

Well we were in the middle of a village with nothing except what we had packed in our bags.

Also by your logic, our bloodstream should be rife with floating particles of feces because thats what travels through the anus most often.

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Well we were in the middle of a village with nothing except what we had packed in our bags.

Also by your logic, our bloodstream should be rife with floating particles of feces because thats what travels through the anus most often.

That's why our blood turns brown after it leaves the body

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That's why our blood turns brown after it leaves the body

It turns brown because the hemoglobin dies.

Also, turn brown? What?

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It turns brown because the hemoglobin dies.

Well shit. Not only is nish a sexy beast, but he's a sexy scientist beast.

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Well we were in the middle of a village with nothing except what we had packed in our bags.

Also by your logic, our bloodstream should be rife with floating particles of feces because thats what travels through the anus most often.

That's what the kidneys are for : D

I wish you shoved me up there Nish.

Nish you put more different objects in your butt in one day than I've put up there in my entire life (that's an easy accomplishment because I've put 0 objects in your butt)

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That's what the kidneys are for : D

The kidneys filter waste, which includes anything that goes through any porous membrane in the rectum.

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I wish you shoved me up there Nish.

I wish you had stayed conscious that night.

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Nish you put more different objects in your butt in one day than I've put up there in my entire life (that's an easy accomplishment because I've put 0 objects in your butt)

Well not for lack of trying...

Holy shit...If you hooked up the urethra to the anus you could create a feedback loop!

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Just drown those motherfuckers.

You could do that but since I have Arachnophobia, just seeing them near me already gives me the tingles.