Quote from Azure Kite

Virginia has quite a nice spot against the ocean. We're also known for being the foundation for the country, and the "State for Lovers."

Oh yeah? Well i might try to go down there next vacation.

Quote from Drone

It was never that serious

It didn't smell that bad. I think the supermarket must be really conservative with its sell-by dates.

Quote from Zed

It didn't smell that bad. I think the supermarket must be really conservative with its sell-by dates.

It dont smell that bad.

*Pours milk*
*chunks come out*

See? Not that bad!

not even chunks dude, just one solid mass.
but really zed 'it didnt smell that bad'
yo, dude, it shouldn't smell at all

he's british, I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing

That explains the teeth....

Quote from Exilement

he's british, I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing

I hope so.

Quote from Metal2

I hope so.

I mean what's the worst that could happen

Apparently the more processed it is, the less bacteria survives, and therefore the longer it lasts before going bad. And I can assure you, if it's in my fridge it is not organic.

Quote from Zed

Apparently the more processed it is, the less bacteria survives, and therefore the longer it lasts before going bad. And I can assure you, if it's in my fridge it is not organic.

So whats your fruits and vegetables like? Plastic?

Quote from BoomerangReturns

So whats your fruits and vegetables like? Plastic?

He meant the other organic. As in non-processed. That was probably a joke but, whatever.

Brother just asked my grandma: Grandma. When you get a new man, do you think he'll be black?

Quote from Zed

"This milk is dated August 12th."
"I think there's some at the back which only went off on the 19th"
"Does it smell better than this?"
"Nope."
"I'll just use this."

Because I ain't having my tea without milk.

I noticed my cheese and two packages of pepperoni were going bad within the next few days. So i made a pizza with everything i had left. Came to a large stuff crust pizza with a mountain of cheese and 3 full layers of pepperoni on it.

Quote from Ashlander

I noticed my cheese and two packages of pepperoni were going bad within the next few days. So i made a pizza with everything i had left. Came to a large stuff crust pizza with a mountain of cheese and 3 full layers of pepperoni on it.

Sounds tasty as damn man, youre making me hungry
Dont forget the diet coke

Quote from Ashlander

3 full layers of pepperoni

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the occasional pepperoni pizza as much as the next man, but three layers? My arteries are whimpering just thinking about it. The grease...