I'm so glad to finally have free time. Albeit it's only an hour or two but free time fuck yes~

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You're assuming that he will have any. Maybe he wants to become a wizard as well.

Everything you say is pretentious babble, I can see why Arch is treating you like the new harvie.

Dood, do you think every single human being alive will have children?

p.s. Not pretentious. And I don't care about status.

Only the pretentious would say that

Say this? 'Dood, do you think every single human being alive will have children?'

Honestly, I've been sweeping mops at the bottom of the social food chain. That's chain is like a bloody roller coaster. So, I don't care.

Maybe you'd have some friends if you weren't so

~pretentious~

Do you honestly think I'm pretentious?

pre·ten·tious
/priˈtenCHəs/
adjective: pretentious
1. attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
"a pretentious literary device"
synonyms:
affected, ostentatious, showy;

I don't think I match the definition.

You don't sweep mops.

Yes, you do, actually. That's part of what mops where made for, sweeping.

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Yes, you do, actually. That's part of what mops where made for, sweeping.

You sweep with brooms,
You mop with mops.

The manner in which you arrange the words totally skewers the meaning of the sentence

Saying that your mopping mops or sweeping brooms pretty much means "I am cleaning the mops/brooms off of the floor"

Bu-but, I swept the mop. I swept it along the floor. I'm sweeping the bloody mop! Oh my gosh! It's beautiful! ;~;

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The manner in which you arrange the words totally skewers the meaning of the sentence

Saying that your mopping mops or sweeping brooms pretty much means "I am cleaning the mops/brooms off of the floor"

Yeah, I was cleaning up after the janitor. No kidding.

All that you've accomplished is the creation of the worst metaphor known to man

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Yeah, I was cleaning up after the janitor. No kidding.

Like no one knows what you're trying to say anymore c'mon

My metaphor was fine until you guys butchered it. The usual.

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Like no one knows what you're trying to say anymore c'mon

My post should have been taken literally.

Aren't mods supposed to be role models here? Ganging up on someone for the smallest of things seems a bit immature, and it doesn't seem like something I'd want everyone start trying to do since they think it's cool and okay to do since the mods are doing it.