Why would you do that SOY?

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Why would you do that SOY?

Why would I do that?

Well, I do that shit all the time, since I work in a factory. It's usually just my fingers and hands that get cut up though.

Oh, so it is accidental cuttage?

Quote from Eclipse.

Oh, so it is accidental cuttage?

We'll say so, yes. The only time I actually cut myself intentionally is when I have an oily metal splinter, and have to cut it out.

Well I am proud of you.

*Hugs*

Quote from Eclipse.

Well I am proud of you.

*Hugs*

*Hugs*
*Grabs Eclipse.'s butt*

What? It's a friend-friend thing.

Since Benja is being a cunt, I have to post this here instead of making a devoted thread.

Give me a prank to pull on my neighbors or something really fun to do in RL.

Start an organized crime deal. You could be the Don. As long as you make me a Made Man.

Nah, man, something mostly legal. I don't mind something small, but nothing involving real vandalism or something.

It's not illegal if they don't catch you.

Eh whatever. How about putting a package of Peeps in the microwave?

Nah, that's too messy.

I talked Benja into bringing back my thread, so keep this discussion there.

Scare the shit out of them. Try calling them really late at night, just breath in the phone. Do that about four times, them knock on their door and run behind a bush or something. And just do a bunch or weird shit like that, its fun as hell.

Or just TP their house, classic but fun.

What happened to the gangster talk, yo

Negro be gettin' all up in my grill. Go back to yo west side, BIAAATCH!

You niggers need to quiet the fuck down. I'm in here, trying to eat my ham and mayonnaise sandwich, and all "you people" are rapping about your hoes, and your watermelon, and your chicken....