I once saw someone with 89,000 posts after being a member for only 1 year (different forum obviously).

That's 243 posts per day. Let's assume you spend 1 minute on each post (30 seconds writing, 30 seconds reading)... That would add up to 4 hours per day of constant posting once every minute, every day for an entire year.

I maintain a superb 2.89 post per day average.

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I maintain a superb 2.89 post per day average.

Mine is 3.89 but thats because I disappear for months on end. Normally when most users are active, I think most of us average around 20 a day.

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I once saw someone with 89,000 posts after being a member for only 1 year (different forum obviously).

That's 243 posts per day. Let's assume you spend 1 minute on each post (30 seconds writing, 30 seconds reading)... That would add up to 4 hours per day of constant posting once every minute, every day for an entire year.

Was it this guy?

We aren't talking about our dicks, right?

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We aren't talking about our dicks, right?

You averaged 100 dicks in one day? :(

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You averaged 100 dicks in one day? :(

You're just mad that none of them were you.

Because you were gone! *Begins Crying*

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You're just mad that none of them were you.

Because you were gone! *Begins Crying*

:'( Here is another Haiku for you.


Dicks bound together.
I thought it was forever.
Penis sucking slut.

Haha, oh my god, that's rich.

Here's one for you

Your dick is small
your penis is miniscule
it's only 3.89

Is that Haiku? Yours was 4-7-7... not the Haiku 5-7-5...

My dick is not small
Blowjob killed a whore last night
See the exit wounds

That's the joke.

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That's the joke.

Now stop it, you guys. You'll only attract more trolls. Penis jokes are lame.

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Now stop it, you guys. You'll only attract more trolls. Penis jokes are lame.

I agree. They're quite flaccid. We need more hard hitting jokes. Something that penetrates people's senses of humour.

Tch! I am no troll, sir.

Surely you jest.

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I agree. They're quite flaccid. We need more hard hitting jokes. Something that penetrates people's senses of humour.

Haha, yeah.
We need to get a firm grip on the situation. If we could just come to a solid grasp, we could probe our audience more deeply.

I think once we grasp the shaft of the jest, we'll be able to work it with some humorous strokes and blast out some good jokes.

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I agree. They're quite flaccid. We need more hard hitting jokes. Something that penetrates people's senses of humour.

lol my last statement was actually a haiku. did you notice XD