Firefly used to hit on me on Facebook all the time. I guess she eventually caved into the realization that we couldn't be together.

Would've made for such a beautiful love story, too.

Edit: I'd like to inform everyone that I have once again returned to the forum high. Let's talk.

what are you on? Some high dose of hardcore caffeine from drinking too much red bull?

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Firefly used to hit on me on Facebook all the time. I guess she eventually caved into the realization that we couldn't be together.

Would've made for such a beautiful love story, too.

Edit: I'd like to inform everyone that I have once again returned to the forum high. Let's talk.

I'm high too, and drunk.

Playing a card game called the great dalmuti. You guys ever hear of it?

Nope. Do tell.

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what are you on? Some high dose of hardcore caffeine from drinking too much red bull?

I'd call that being amped not high.

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He's definitely not nish's tag team partner.

they tag teamed your mum though

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Nope. Do tell.

It's an interesting game.
The card deck is split into numbers from 1 to 12.
There is one one, two two's, three three's, all the way up to twelve twelve's.
Also, there's two jokers that can be paired with any number, but on their own they're 13's

the players range from Greater Dalmuti, lesser Dalmuti, merchant, lesser peon, greater peon.
Depending on who gets the lowest numbers is who gets what position.

Low cards are trumph.

So the Greater Dalmuti leads out and plays his cards first, then it goes down the scale of players. Say he plays five five's, someone has to play five of any number below five. Since he has all five five's it's impossible unless someone has four four's and a joker, three three's and two jokers, which is highly unlikely.

The last player who plays in this order gains control. Meaning they're the first to play in the next round.
Whoever runs out of cards first are the greater dalmuti.

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lol, not even a Janetty? I was sort of lolling when he mentions being close to Firefly when almost everyone practically already has her on skype

I'm like Ray J, I hit it first. I think Jutsu dislikes me because he was also vying for her affections and I was the one who got her tit pictures. Also I insulted Jutsu's hip hop writing abilities (I'm still light years ahead of you, man).

Anyways, as for Nish - you guys wouldn't understand, you're not MANly MEN.

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I'm like Ray J, I hit it first. I think Jutsu dislikes me because he was also vying for her affections and I was the one who got her tit pictures. Also I insulted Jutsu's hip hop writing abilities (I'm still light years ahead of you, man).

Anyways, as for Nish - you guys wouldn't understand, you're not MANly MEN.

Oh only tits?
Is that it?

I've got more.
She might have pictures of my dick though.

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Shut the fuck up MoD, you glorious whore.

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I bet nobody knows that name anymore anyways. I went from being the centre of attention and constant talk of the forums to a name not even remembered.

Oh hey, you aren't banned!

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Oh hey, you aren't banned!

Is that my que?

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Scarecrow is Scarecrow

basically yeah

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que?

if the word "cue" was the US, you'd be a Mexican.

I top lel whenever English teachers attempt to enforce certain variations of English (ie. you're in Australia, so spell it colour instead of color). It's pointless, and not to mention completely hopeless.

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I top lel whenever English teachers attempt to enforce certain variations of English (ie. you're in Australia, so spell it colour instead of color). It's pointless, and not to mention completely hopeless.

I remember this quiz in high school where I would have gotten a perfect score if I spelled "grey" as "gray." I still remember it because I was so fucking pissed at the time. I knew that both were correct but the teacher, like the fucking ignorant assnozzle that he is, ignored my appeal and basically said something along the lines of "fuck you I'm the authority here."

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"fuck you I'm the authority here."

Ahhh, highschool, good times.