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Jun 7, 2014 10:10 AM #1203414
Quote from Jutsu
I'm wasted, ask me anything, if you dare.


Would you ever give birth to my children?
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Jun 7, 2014 10:10 AM #1203415
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Would you ever give birth to my children?

I cannot, my friend.

I am male, I am not capable.
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Jun 7, 2014 11:03 AM #1203430
Apparently wasted Jutsu is logical and smart Jutsu
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Jun 7, 2014 11:07 AM #1203432
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Apparently wasted Jutsu is logical and smart Jutsu

You're just not capable of understanding my sober mind.

You know it's true.
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Jun 7, 2014 11:08 AM #1203433
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oKAY FIRST OF WOULD DO YOU MEAN MOUNTAIN LION OR LEPARD?

nEITHER

oH CAPS....

I wouldn't want to fight a mountain lion or a leopard, if I had to choose between the two.
Both are gorgeous stealthy predators. I respect them both equally and I really can't choose between having to fight either of the two.

In what manner would I fight one? With a tai chi sword, perfectly balanced at the hilt.
A firearm would be no contest.


Mano el mano, bare hands.
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Jun 7, 2014 11:11 AM #1203438
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Mano el mano, bare hands.

Mountain Lion, I'm more well acquainted with that animal.

It will be at least some advantage.
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Jun 7, 2014 11:13 AM #1203439
how did you meet your drug dealer?
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Jun 7, 2014 11:14 AM #1203440
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how did you meet your drug dealer?

I don't personally interact with any drug dealers.

Someone else in my household takes care of all of that.
We're a community, you see.
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Jun 7, 2014 11:42 AM #1203452
I'm a cop and I'm taking you into custody.
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Jun 7, 2014 11:58 AM #1203455
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I'm a cop and I'm taking you into custody.

Are you the sexy kind of cop?

Or am I about to get brutalized while handcuffed because you don't like the look on my face when you're manhandling me?

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Also where'd you get your username


I've actually been through many usernames, the original on this account was Masamune.
After a couple dozen I landed on Jutsu, and it stuck man.
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Jun 7, 2014 12:01 PM #1203457
Smile is a independent black cop.
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Jun 7, 2014 12:17 PM #1203463
Omg omg omg Jutsu I need your help


She did it
She actually did it
I just woke up, and she was purring heavily and my clothes were ripped up
That monster took my sacred virginity and I wasn't even awake.
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Jun 7, 2014 12:30 PM #1203468
I could learn a thing or two from that cat or yours.
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Jun 7, 2014 12:36 PM #1203470
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Omg omg omg Jutsu I need your help


She did it
She actually did it
I just woke up, and she was purring heavily and my clothes were ripped up
That monster took my sacred virginity and I wasn't even awake.

I'm not sure if you're serious.

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I could learn a thing or two from that cat or yours.

I would make you pur like a proper feline.
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Jun 7, 2014 1:00 PM #1203477
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Are you the sexy kind of cop?

Or am I about to get brutalized while handcuffed because you don't like the look on my face when you're manhandling me?


I'm both.