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Is funny, because I don't really like watching those sexual things, so I covered my eyes the first part of the video; but I couldn't stop watching when things got messed up.

Moral of the story: don't have sex in a pool, or you get your penis eaten off by a tentacle emerging from your partner.

Quote from _Ai_

You will slowly learn to like it and it will become your fetish.

It's your destiny.

My destiny was to lose my virginity to a whale, we went over this.

I wonder what my destiny is.

Quote from Camila

I wonder what my destiny is.

To look for a destiny for all eternity.

Quote from Camila

I wonder what my destiny is.

To look for a destiny for all eternity.

I'm supes jacked to post these GTL 2 submissions.

Hey Zed, I have to ask. How's your country handling the World Cup?

Also, can anyone recommend any good iPhone irc apps?

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I'm supes jacked to post these GTL 2 submissions.

PM everyone with the submissions. Jason will never know.

CAAMAIIIEIERRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I COULD do that :P

Thats one more name for Carminullia.

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CAAMAIIIEIERRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I COULD do that :P

Awwww I miss you screaming at me like that ;3;

And I really mean it, if you do I'll give you Rosie's pink-fluffy handcuffs.

She just used them yesterday.

Edit: raptor i remember this irc app when I had an Iphone called "colloquy" or something like it.

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Hey Zed, I have to ask. How's your country handling the World Cup?

I'm in Scotland at the moment. Whenever I was in the pub I just saw people cheering England's opponents.

Personally I'm pretty annoyed. I had £30 on England getting knocked out in the quarter finals where we would have played Brazil. I did not expect Costa Rica to be the team that got in the way.

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Also, can anyone recommend any good iPhone irc apps?

Honestly I'm not really into iPhone, but looks like IRChon (this one is free) might be good, too.
Another possible reference for best IRC apps on iPhone: http://appcrawlr.com/ios-apps/best-free-apps-irc

There was this glass of something pale yellow just sitting on my kitchen counter. I was thirsty. It was there. I drank.

It tasted really fruity, and burned in my chest for a while after swallowing. What did I just drink?

Anyone know any yellow fruity things that burn as they enter your throat?

Quote from Miracle

Anyone know any yellow fruity things that burn as they enter your throat?

This one has a long way to go, doesn't he?

Quote from Miracle

Anyone know any yellow fruity things that burn as they enter your throat?

The piss of a person that ate a lot of fruit.