Quote from Camila

You all talk about sex.... and I'm here, 19 years old a not even a kiss.

Please tell me that the teenagers are the ones rushing their sexual lives.

I'm just sitting here going to deviant art looking for ecchi
is that okay

Tho, I ain't gonna go get relationships. No interest. Yet.

Quote from Reconcile

I'm just sitting here going to deviant art looking for ecchi
is that okay

Tho, I ain't gonna go get relationships. No interest. Yet.

*Uses "No Interest" as an excuse for "No one likes me"*

Get real man. Every single teenage virgin boy wants to be in a relationship. Pure or not.

Unless if you're one of those guys.

Quote from Zed

Sex is pretty great whenever, but I've heard that some people have something called "eemoh-shuns" which can somehow make sex painful?

No no Zed, you're referring to a group of people we call "The Gays". Apparently this is the term given to men who experience something called "Feelings".



Women are generally said to be immune from "feelings" because they have no hearts or souls, except that black pit into which they throw the castrated testicles of men after they scrape the remains of the man's hearts off their shoes.

Quote from Zero

*Indirectly telling all horny males in the forums to come to me but I'll reject them all anyway*

Quote from Camila

Not like they'll come to chile and ask me to go out.

Is this Zero's way of asking for a Skype-wank?

Why a Skype-wank? Is that the thing now?

The times are flying fast

Quote from Zero

*Uses "No Interest" as an excuse for "No one likes me"*

Get real man. Every single teenage virgin boy wants to be in a relationship. Pure or not.

Unless if you're one of those guys.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but in random guesses, no.

Tho...mmmmm yeah I do, but not now. I need to focus on finishing these chains called school.

Quote from Zero

Why a Skype-wank? Is that the thing now?

The times are flying fast

You basically attach a sensor-cup to your penis, and your "partner" has a joystick. Over skype you can see each other and talk to each other, and whatever motions she performs on the joystick get replicated on your penis.


As I was typing this, I realised I may have hit upon a great idea. To the patent store...

Quote from Nish

You basically attach a sensor-cup to your penis, and your "partner" has a joystick. Over skype you can see each other and talk to each other, and whatever motions she performs on the joystick get replicated on your penis.


As I was typing this, I realised I may have hit upon a great idea. To the patent store...

Don't forget to put me as the "One who gave Nish this great idea for all virgins"

Quote from Zero

Don't forget to put me as the "One who gave Nish this great idea for all virgins"

Actually virgins would be a very small part of this market. It would mostly be for people in legitimate long distance relationships. Soldiers, businessmen, people who travel etc. A dude who can't get a girl in real life has little chance of convincing a woman to fondle a joystick while he attaches a wired cup to his penis.

Don't forget to put me in as inspiration.

Also reconcile, most of teenagers now have sex on school period, that's not an excuse lol.

Thank the good Lord, Nish is back.

Hallelujah, it's raining MEN!

Quote from Camila

Don't forget to put me in as inspiration.

I put you in as inspiration every time I crack one out in the morning. Would you, as a woman, ever use this device (if it existed) for a boyfriend who stays far away? Or would women find it too cold and unemotional?

Quote from Naimad

Thank the good Lord, Nish is back.

Hallelujah, it's raining MEN!

I'm not sure whether to thank you for the welcome, or to berate you for ruining it with a homosexual innuendo.

Dude you're asking to tell the boyfriend I love to get his dingus controlled by a joystick, is every girl-gamer's dream.

Quote from Camila

Dude you're asking to tell the boyfriend I love to get his dingus controlled by a joystick, is every girl-gamer's dream.

Ok so we have a potential prototype tester. "19 year old gamer girl seeks virile virgin to hook up electronics to his junk to manipulate via unsecured server".

Quote from Nish

You basically attach a sensor-cup to your penis, and your "partner" has a joystick. Over skype you can see each other and talk to each other, and whatever motions she performs on the joystick get replicated on your penis.

This is now my disturbing internet fact of the month.

Nish I volunteer to have my johnson joysticked. For product testing purposes purely, of course.