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Jul 12, 2014 4:48 AM #1218459

Circumcision. I've had to pretty much tell everybody at the hospital anyways, so It's not like I give a fuck now.

EDIT: Justu, what punchline were you prepping for?

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Jul 12, 2014 4:53 AM #1218460

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Circumcision. I've had to pretty much tell everybody at the hospital anyways, so It's not like I give a fuck now.

EDIT: Justu, what punchline were you prepping for?

An adult circumcision, damn dude.

The moments gone, now you'll never know.

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Jul 12, 2014 4:54 AM #1218461

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Circumcision. I've had to pretty much tell everybody at the hospital anyways, so It's not like I give a fuck now.

EDIT: Justu, what punchline were you prepping for?

I had a circumcision at 23. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Jutsu was going along the lines of... EXCEPT YOUR MOM... or something, perhaps? Juts?

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Jul 12, 2014 4:57 AM #1218462

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I had a circumcision at 23. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Jutsu was going along the lines of... EXCEPT YOUR MOM... or something, perhaps? Juts?

I guess dog, but it fucking hurts.

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Jul 12, 2014 4:59 AM #1218463

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I had a circumcision at 23. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Jutsu was going along the lines of... EXCEPT YOUR MOM... or something, perhaps? Juts?

I was remarking on how painful it must be. Truly that is the most sensitive skin on your dick.

Nah, it was pretty dope antelope, but like I said the moment has passed. I shall save it for later.

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Jul 12, 2014 5:10 AM #1218467

Fuck me, this hurts really fucking bad, holy shit.

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Jul 12, 2014 5:12 AM #1218469

Stop touching your dick, don't think about emma watson bare ass naked rubbing you in a swimming pool as she looks you right in the eyes and licks her lips implying she's going to suck your dick.

You're a soldier you'll be fine.

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Jul 12, 2014 5:23 AM #1218471

Wait, what?
You guys get circumcised at an old age? (old I mean 18+)
I thought people get circumcised at a child's age, like 8 or so

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Jul 12, 2014 5:26 AM #1218472

I was circumcised at birth.

No I'm not jewish.

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Jul 12, 2014 5:26 AM #1218473

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I don't perceive football, American football and sadly even hockey as sports. And the like. The original concept of a sport was to prove athletic superiority over another person. But once points get involved it's a game to me, a game that can be played excellently yes, but a game nonetheless. I understand that they're played competitively, but I think that these "sports players" get paid and idolized way too much.

Boxing and MMA are sports, the javelin toss and snowboarding are sports.

Though I must admit that I'm biased against team based activities, because I think any game or strategy that relies on others is objectionable competitively. You could have the greatest player being held back because his team isn't good enough or the worst player dragging down his whole team. Since team based activities are essentially flops, I don't treat them too seriously on a competitive level.

Sportsball is on the same level as starcraft to me, maybe a little less. Because star craft properly showcases one on one skill.

boxing and mma have points, so...

I don't know why you're separating sports and games when sports ARE games. Team sports aren't any less than other form sports simply because it's played by teams, because teammate compatibility is just as important as talent and skill. If the coach can't see if his superstars aren't jiving well, then he's not a good coach and the entire team isn't actually superior.

Lebron James is arguably the best basketball player in the nba, but Spurs still beat his team because Spurs is superior in terms of being cogs in a clockwork, which is a part of the sport.

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Jul 12, 2014 5:34 AM #1218478

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boxing and mma have points, so...

I don't know why you're separating sports and games when sports ARE games. Team sports aren't any less than other form sports simply because it's played by teams, because teammate compatibility is just as important as talent and skill. If the coach can't see if his superstars aren't jiving well, then he's not a good coach and the entire team isn't actually superior.

Lebron James is arguably the best basketball player in the nba, but Spurs still beat his team because Spurs is superior in terms of being cogs in a clockwork, which is a part of the sport.

Yes MMA and boxing both have a point and scoring system, that's simply because a fight cannot go on forever. At some point if the real goal "KO or Forfeit, or in other words a decisive win" isn't met, then they need a way to establish a winner. Many fighter live by the words "leave it all in the ring, don't let it go to the judges" because boxing and MMA isn't a game scoring systems can betray who the audience sees as the true victor in the fight. If you need an example of this, I can provide one.

Lebrons championship speech contained the word "I" 18 times and the word "we" 0 times.
Teamwork is a crapshoot to me.

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Jul 12, 2014 5:45 AM #1218481

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Teamwork is a crapshoot to me.

Who hurt you man? Who hurt you...

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Jul 12, 2014 6:00 AM #1218484

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Who hurt you man? Who hurt you...

Don't ask me to fall backwards into your arms, because I may slit your throat and watch you bleed to death before you can betray me.

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Jul 12, 2014 6:02 AM #1218485

I am speechless. I removed the bandages, and, well, I can't describe what happened next.

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Jul 12, 2014 6:04 AM #1218486

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I guess dog, but it fucking hurts.

It'll stay that way for a couple of weeks, you need to be strong. Adult circumcisions are normally extremely complicated and messy. I'm assuming you had some sort of Phimotic condition?

I got mine RIGHT after I came back from Singapore, my girlfriend and I hadn't seen each other in months. So she insisted that we get right to business. I was able to beg off anything touching my dick for a week, but after the 7 days had passed, she was very insistent. We ended up giving it an honest go, and half way through realised that a river of blood was running down both our thighs and most of it was emnating from my dick.

Thats right Stickpage. I had blood flowing out of a tear in my cock, and I STILL kept it up.

*Bows*