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And everything there is fucking poisonous there too.

Its better to get poisoned in Australia than in other places because of all the motherfucking vaccines in the country.

Okay okay okay, you guys, for the love of god.

First of all, most solifugae are moderately small and there are much larger "spiders" since solifugids can only get about 6 inches at largest. But that's still pretty big.
Second of all, if you want a large predator dick measuring contest, the Americas win hands down. We've been through this. Though Australia does have salt water crocodiles.
Tertiary, If we're talking about deadliest spiders, yes Australia has a respectable cast of spiders but American widow and recluse spiders rival just about any spider in the world and I'm sure our Brazilian users would have something to tell you about their wandering spider which is generally considered the deadliest spider in the world.

Yes, yes Australia is all scary and stuff, but let's talk about facts here. Most of Australia is uninhabited badlands, so it makes sense that there would be a wealth of nasty creatures out there. But generally Australians don't think it's a big deal unless they live in the outback.

That's fucking scary.

So I've been having a recurring dream where I'll be somewhere in my house, maybe talking with my family or something. And then in the background I'll see a trail of something big crawling across the wall. At first I think it's a huge centipede or something, but it turns out to be multiple scorpions following each other. I don't know if scorpions can climb walls, but they can in my dream. I'll leap up on a chair or table or something, but the scorpions can just climb up the legs. I try to crush them with a sandal or something, but there are too many of them.
I get this dream a lot, and every time it starts out normal and then there are scorpions crawling around, which gets me every time.

The medicine man always told me if an animal is trying to get you in your dreams, it could be your spirit animal.

Also.
When you're in a dream, there's always something out of place, like scorpions all over. If you can recognize that it's a dream then perhaps you can experience it fearlessly.

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The medicine man always told me if an animal is trying to get you in your dreams, it could be your spirit animal.

I want a cuter spirit animal. Just saying

Edit: Like an Australian Sheep Dog. Holy shit I want this dog.

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I want a cuter spirit animal. Just saying

Hey man, not everyone gets to be lightning eagle or fiery pterodactyl.

Scorpion is cool, scorpion is badass. If you just let it be. Learn about the animal and see what you can learn about yourself.

Also, I love australian sheep dogs. Owned one for years.

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Also, I love australian sheep dogs. Owned one for years.

I hate you because I'm jealous

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I hate you because I'm jealous

Her name was casey. If you get one, I'd recommend owning land or taking them out every day. They're bred to be energetic workers, so they get in trouble if they're cooped up too much.

Also you'll notice that if children play with them, they'll try and herd the child.

Casey had one derpy ear, so sometimes when she'd get attention from humans one ear would stand straight up and the other one would be floppy. She also had the fairly common in that breed eye problem, one of her eyes was blind and her vision went altogether in older years.
Casey's nickname was "Roo Roo" as when she was three months old she tried to howl and it just came out as an adorable arrwooooorooooooowrrrr!

A puppy is enough to make your heart melt.

Also: How many users on stickpage have raised dangerous animals?

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American widow and recluse spiders rival just about any spider in the world and I'm sure our Brazilian users would have something to tell you about their wandering spider which is generally considered the deadliest spider in the world.

Sadly those are the only two poisonous spiders where I live T_T

Plus the Brazilian wandering spider is the deadliest but not to humans... We get a odd side effect from the poison in them which causes a 7 hour boner... No death or pain just boner...7 hours of play time

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shouldnt have gotten circumsized brah. as Lil wayne said, "If the bitch don't cope, fuck her."

and not in a meaning of have sex with her, Just gtfo FAST.

I think a blood vessel in my brain just burst.

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I think a blood vessel in my brain just burst.

did someone seriously just reference lil' wayne?

I heard he went to jail and got raped by big wayne.

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Sadly those are the only two poisonous spiders where I live T_T

Plus the Brazilian wandering spider is the deadliest but not to humans... We get a odd side effect from the poison in them which causes a 7 hour boner... No death or pain just boner...7 hours of play time

I'm pretty sure their neurotoxin is still venomous to humans.

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But once when I was like 9, my mom told me to take out the trash. When I opened the Gosh Dang door there was a MASSIVE SPIDER (about 2 feet in width) waiting for me on the other knob. I screamed and my mom got the broom and started whacking it (Africans...).

I just lay there terrified because of my really bad arachnophobia. My mom said she whacked it 9 or 10 times and It still didn't die, she said it darted away at about 12 mph. WTF? Anyone know what spider that was? It had orange legs with a few steaks of black in there and it's body wasn't really small, But it was not big. THE SPIDER ITSELF WAS FREAKING HUGE THOUGH.

Of all the things that ever didn't happen, this didn't happen more than anything has ever before.

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Sadly those are the only two poisonous spiders where I live T_T

Plus the Brazilian wandering spider is the deadliest but not to humans... We get a odd side effect from the poison in them which causes a 7 hour boner... No death or pain just boner...7 hours of play time

I hear that it's actually extremely painful. But maybe some people are into that.

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Of all the things that ever didn't happen, this didn't happen more than anything has ever before.

I was wondering if anyone was going to call him out on it. What with the world's biggest spider being 12 inches across and living in a cave in Laos.

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I was wondering if anyone was going to call him out on it. What with the world's biggest spider being 12 inches across and living in a cave in Laos.

I don't read most of his posts, seeing as how he gives me little consideration.