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Sep 10, 2014 2:13 AM #1241889
No exilement and boomerang are right, we need a new topic.

Who would win in a fight: The Undertaker at Wrestlemania or Zombie Michael Jackson
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Sep 10, 2014 2:25 AM #1241892
The Undertaker, obviously. Come on, Hewitt.
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Sep 10, 2014 2:45 AM #1241896
Hewitt that isn't even a question
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Sep 10, 2014 2:46 AM #1241897
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The Undertaker, obviously. Come on, Hewitt.


Oh that was just a test to see if someone was looking to change the topic. Time to get serious now:

Wrestlemania Undertaker Gauntlet

Rules:
- Undertaker has not yet broken his streak. He is also in his prime.
- He has access to stage fx, smoke, and other undead wrestler shennanigans, and can seemingly command them at will.
- He also has dat bike he used for when he was still a biker (this version of Undertaker merges the two gimmicks) that he can use when entering the ring only
- The Undertaker will always come out second, after his opponent(s) enter the ring. choosing where he may appear and when and how.
- The matches take place at Wrestlemania, his strongest event.
- The ring has weapons underneath including a ladder and some tables.
- He has 30 minutes to rest in between matches.
- He knows who his next immediate opponent is while resting. His opponent also knows who they're facing.
- Winner by Tap Out, Pin, KO, Submission, or Death. There is no out-of-ring count.


Combatants here:

Tier 1 - Zombie Michael Jackson and 3 Backup Zombie Dancers

Tier 2 - Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl

Tier 3 - Jackie Chan and Jet Li

Tier 4 - Classic Undertaker and Classic Kane w/ Paul Bearer (who's urn btw cannot control any Taker, in case anyone gets some ridiculous ideas)

Tier 5 - Zanghief and Mike Haggar

Tier 6 - Jaxx and Cyborg

Tier 7 - Batman

Tier 8 - Kratos


Basically, discuss up to which tier he reaches and is beaten and why, or if he manages to clear it all. Let's begin!
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Sep 10, 2014 2:55 AM #1241898
Why is Kratos in a higher tier than Batman
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Sep 10, 2014 2:56 AM #1241899
I knew someone was going to say that.

Why don't we just focus on how Taker actually fares because these tiers were made for him, not for putting Batman on top of Kratos

EDIT: oh fuck you guys. I tried to make it interesting and you're gonna bail on me like dat >_>



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Sep 10, 2014 4:24 AM #1241912
Ooh pick me.
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Sep 10, 2014 5:33 AM #1241921
And me. You can always expect me to be the cannon fodder.
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Sep 10, 2014 5:47 AM #1241924
I say he reaches tier 5, because I doubt he can beat the manliest men in the history of manliness.
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Sep 10, 2014 6:01 AM #1241929
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I say he reaches tier 5, because I doubt he can beat the manliest men in the history of manliness.

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Sep 10, 2014 9:18 AM #1241949
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I say he reaches tier 5, because I doubt he can beat the manliest men in the history of manliness.

Agreeing with this guy. :D besides, Taker will be defeated with Jaxx and Cyborg.
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Sep 10, 2014 10:19 AM #1241961
Whoever undertaker is, he can't win against Jackie chan and jet li because I'm their fanboy
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Sep 10, 2014 10:23 AM #1241963
I can't believe you guys passed my attempt to change the topic to BABYMETAL.
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Sep 10, 2014 10:30 AM #1241965
Band Battle!

ONE OK ROCK vs Hollywood Undead which is better?
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Sep 10, 2014 10:38 AM #1241970
I just absolutely adore how you assume we know either bands.


At least be a decent faggot and link their best songs or something.
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