When I was a kid and we went to my buddy's ranch, we'd pick up all the rotten oranges, and on the way back, we'd throw them at the windshields of cars in the incoming lane.

Haha, I'm smiling because of how recklessly dangerous that was. But man, what a fucking rush. We'd try to throw the really mushy ones into people's open windshields and shit. However, we got caught throwing shit so we started using airsoft guns, and trying to snipe the cars next to us on the highway.

I'm smiling right now, that story is pretty funny.

I'm very glad I never drove next to you on a higheay.

we were like, thirteen years old. His parents would be driving and we throw them out the back windows.

So my cousin does boxing and he thinks he's hot shit and all that. So he came up to me today at this big family reunion thing, and he starts asking me who my friend is, because one of them had the bad luck to get dragged in, and I tell him and all that and he goes up to her and starts flirting.

Half an hour later, I saw him hit her, and from there it was a very short trip onto the ground with a broken arm.

Today was a fun day.

I'm imagining a younger starry eyed cook, hurling oranges out the back of a window like a little shit headed fucking renegade.

Then when the cars peel out they look back and only see him flipping them off through the back window.

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So my cousin does boxing and he thinks he's hot shit and all that. So he came up to me today at this big family reunion thing, and he starts asking me who my friend is, because one of them had the bad luck to get dragged in, and I tell him and all that and he goes up to her and starts flirting.

Half an hour later, I saw him hit her, and from there it was a very short trip onto the ground with a broken arm.

Today was a fun day.

Why did he break your arm?

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Half an hour later, I saw him hit her, and from there it was a very short trip onto the ground with a broken arm.

Ok, what? What guy just hits a girl because she doesn't accept his flirting? Your cousin sounds awful, sorry to say.

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So my cousin does boxing and he thinks he's hot shit and all that. So he came up to me today at this big family reunion thing, and he starts asking me who my friend is, because one of them had the bad luck to get dragged in, and I tell him and all that and he goes up to her and starts flirting.

Half an hour later, I saw him hit her, and from there it was a very short trip onto the ground with a broken arm.

Today was a fun day.

>My cousin
>At family reunion thing
>flirting

Uhhh...are you by chance, from the south?

There was no logical progression in that story

Yeah I'm still kinda confused on who got hurt and who didn't. lol

Your cousing sounds mean tho....

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So my cousin does boxing and he thinks he's hot shit and all that. So he came up to me today at this big family reunion thing, and he starts asking me who my friend is, because one of them had the bad luck to get dragged in, and I tell him and all that and he goes up to her and starts flirting.

Half an hour later, I saw him hit her, and from there it was a very short trip onto the ground with a broken arm.

Today was a fun day.

Did you mean drugged? Wait is "broken arm" a character of this story?

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There was no logical progression in that story

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Yeah I'm still kinda confused on who got hurt and who didn't. lol

Your cousing sounds mean tho....

You guys are focusing on the wrong thing. I'm more curious about the incest than the turned down loser.

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>My cousin
>At family reunion thing
>flirting

Uhhh...are you by chance, from the south?

That's a stereotype lol, by any chances are you from the north?

Quote from Caelo

So my cousin does boxing and he thinks he's hot shit and all that. So he came up to me today at this big family reunion thing, and he starts asking me who my friend is, because one of them had the bad luck to get dragged in, and I tell him and all that and he goes up to her and starts flirting.

Half an hour later, I saw him hit her, and from there it was a very short trip onto the ground with a broken arm.

Today was a fun day.

man, you're so cool and edgy.
"I'll take 'Shit That Never Happened' for 500, Alex."

Fuck out of here.

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>My cousin
>At family reunion thing
>flirting

Uhhh...are you by chance, from the south?

I'm assuming it's the made up friend this dude brought to her made up gettogether.

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That's a stereotype lol, by any chances are you from the north?

Actually I'm from a south. Southern California.

But I can't help but notice you didn't say you're NOT from the south...interesting.