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Happy fucking new year you fat shitheads how you guys been? Good? We spent the new years watching Elsa sing "let it go" on repeat like fifty something times man I think it would be considered shitty but being with family is what matters right? Havent seen my cousins for a long time I didn't even know who some of them were and I still don't but hey at least I got closer to the ones that I do know. Like around last week I went with my grandma in her little church club's christmas party and I saw this H O T milf and she was breastfeeding maaaaan I would have came then and there if I wasn't surrounded by old wrinkled grandmas. I think the milf was like the daughter of one of said old wrinked grandmas. She was real hot I would've taken a picture if my phone didn't plunge in the fucking marinade solution for the barbeque and fuck itself. Goddamn I miss that phone I watched porn on that phone. Now I have to settle for my mom's old phone like you know the one where they're technically "smart phones" but they're fucking shitty. Like yeah you can touch the screen but they're not that responsive and they're ugly af. If I had enough money I'd buy a new phone. Fuck man. Anyways that milf man she had like these big black nipples that you usually see from filipino moms but shit I would still love to fondle them and swallow all that breast milk. I also got to ride a motorcycle for the first time in my life so there's that. Shit feels awesome as fuck I just kinda wish I was wearing some form of eye protection though because fuck we couldn't go super fast because our eyes would tear up. There's also the bug issue. That shit was not fun man some bugs went into my mouth it was disgusting. The owner of the motorcycle didn't want to teach me how to ride it though but heck it was fun in itself to ride on the back anyways so whatevs. I'll probably never own one myself tbh I'd rather save up for like the oldest corolla rather than buy a motorcycle. If it was free I'd get it but if I had to buy one at like full price I'd just pass. Maybe if it was like discounted or something or I get to have a deal with the dealer instead of just fully paying money to the shop or something. 6 hour bus rides can actually help you get closer to some music artists. Like I got all the albums of fall out boy post from under the cork tree sans centuries because that's still not released I think I dunno I haven't really been paying attention. Listening through their albums I definitely get all the hate they've been getting, but I personally love the development in their sound. Like they started punk rock-ish then just went pop until save rock and roll. I really wouldn't expect their previous fans/the fans that would prefer their early sounds to like their new stuff but as someone who tries his best to be more open minded in his taste I can appreciate the fact that they don't stay to one single kind of sound and they actually have the balls to make shit that they want and like instead of just making shit to make their fanbase happy. I totally respect that. Like if I was one of the guys who liked their previous sound I'd be pretty sad that they're growing further from what I like but I'd still totally respect that. It's good though that I'm liking their development and they're actually growing closer to the kind of stuff I tend to like. I'm definitely hyped for American Beauty/American Psycho (album). Idk if that's out yet idk I've been out of touch but I'll definitely get my hand on it the moment I get the chance. I also started to like basically all of lil dicky's tracks on his mixtape "so hard". I definitely laughed a bit too hard on his tack "too high" when he said he came when the pornstars in the porn he was watching were changing positions. Like fuck I hated that but I didn't know others hated it too. It's like a wasted opportunity to get to a little piece of heaven. Any of you know this south korean drama called "Faith"? Like the dude in there looks p cute man I wouldn't mind if he rammed his little asian dick in my ass. Like I'm pretty sure it's not that great but I'm now a little aware of what's happening and I actually want to seriously watch it because I've only seen like three episodes on tv and I'm not aware of what caused everything but I'm kinda curious. I'm pretty sure there're other better korean soaps like they're not really that great of a genre but idk man if I'm super bored I might give it a shot. I would watch anime instead but I'd become a weeabo. I'd rather become a pussy I think. I just recently watched Team America and that dick pussy asshole speech from the old drunk guy was too funny but they kinda played the joke out when the main character repeated the speech when he upstaged that guy from 30 rock. I mean I guess it's not a lame thing to do I get how it can be funny again but idunno it didn't work for me. Back to my cousins one of my cousins had a kid like she got pregnant when she was just a teenager and now her kid's a 3year old girl. Her kid likes me for some reason like she likes it when I give her attention and personally I like her too she's kinda cute. Like I'm not a pedo or anything. It's like I kinda want to just carry her around and be a good uncle to her or something idk I never felt that before. Maybe because she's like my only niece and I'm just 17. What's worse than a 6 hour long bus ride on a curvy as fuck road? A 6 hour long bus ride on a curvy as fuck road with your dad sitting on your left and a hot girl on your right. Like I would talk to her I've done that a couple times before talking to hot strangers but having my dad next to me like maaaaan way to cockblock. And what's even worse is that my dad keeps looking at the girl like dude I can see that you're staring at her jesus christ mom's sitting like just a few seats in front what the hell man. Whatever.

Anyways that was my last 11 days.

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