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Jan 4, 2015 3:42 PM #1289856
http://www.ebay.com/itm/RARE-Amiibo-peach-wii-u-figure-defective-3rd-arm-Factory-Sealed-RARE-/251777588615
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Jan 4, 2015 3:43 PM #1289857
Quote from Captain Cook
how are feet fetishes a thing? They're really clumsy and look like hands if the fingers were all inconviniently placed.


Find the right girl with the right feet, and you'll know. I don't have a foot fetish myself, but I'll be damned if I say a footjob can't beat a handjob.
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Jan 4, 2015 4:30 PM #1289860
A single foot cannot grasp a dick the way a hand does. The amount of different levels of pressure applied by the gentle caress of fingers cannot be simulated by the pressing of the bottoms of feet together. It does not work that way. Foot fetishes are weird.
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Jan 4, 2015 5:16 PM #1289863
Quote from Sacred
A single foot cannot grasp a dick the way a hand does. The amount of different levels of pressure applied by the gentle caress of fingers cannot be simulated by the pressing of the bottoms of feet together. It does not work that way. Foot fetishes are weird.

I dunno man, I've seen some shit. >_>
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Jan 4, 2015 5:21 PM #1289864
Not gonna lie I like an old fashioned.
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Jan 4, 2015 6:08 PM #1289875
Quote from MiniMan
I dunno man, I've seen some shit. >_>


Like foot binding?

I mean, considering your adventures in Asia and all.
Foot Binding Pic You May Not Want To See (Click to Show)
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Jan 4, 2015 6:54 PM #1289889
AUGH.
Dude, put that shit in a spoiler.




That image is way too big.
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Jan 4, 2015 6:57 PM #1289890
haha not quite, I was thinking more along the lines of toes.

I'm not gonna go and get weird on ya'll though. Just wanted to say how much I hate these articles that are like BuzzFeed Bullshit.
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Jan 4, 2015 7:05 PM #1289892
Look guys, if you take care of your feet they'll take care of you.
If you want to hate the design of our bodies, I must first point you to the knees.
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Jan 4, 2015 7:09 PM #1289894
Quote from MiniMan
haha not quite, I was thinking more along the lines of toes.

I'm not gonna go and get weird on ya'll though. Just wanted to say how much I hate these articles that are like BuzzFeed Bullshit.


"10 weirdest toes you HAVE NOT SEEN!"
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Jan 4, 2015 9:46 PM #1289945
It's interesting that such a painful form of self mutilation was widespread in china.

All for the idea of outward beauty. At least, once I took her shoes off I'd see her feet as boner kryptonite.
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Jan 4, 2015 10:44 PM #1289966
Quote from Jutsu
That image is way too big.


Giggity.

Anyways, I was looking at some political shit and thought I would share this funny little photoshop.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/the-jelly-school/You+never+everr+go+full+mcintosh/awTRLnj/
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Jan 5, 2015 3:19 AM #1290050
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡˙˙˙ǝɔᴉʇɔɐɹd uoᴉʇɐɯᴉuɐ ʎɯ uᴉ doʇs ɐ ʇnd ll,sᴉɥʇ uɯɐp ʇnq px pᴉdnʇs oS ˙˙˙ʞɐǝɹq ɹǝʇɟɐ ƃuᴉʇsǝʇ op sn ǝʞɐɯ ʎǝɥʇ ʎɥʍ ʇǝƃ ʇ,uop ʎllɐǝɹ I ˙˙˙ɹǝʇɟɐ ʞǝǝʍ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉʇsǝʇ ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ uᴉɐƃɐ uǝɥ┴ ˙˙˙OOOOO:< SʞƆ∩S SIH┴ MOɹɹOWO┴ ˥OOHƆS ƎΛ∀H I ┴I NW∀p pOפ 彡ノ(ಠ益ಠノ)
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Jan 5, 2015 3:28 AM #1290058
Quote from Lamitrov
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡˙˙˙ǝɔᴉʇɔɐɹd uoᴉʇɐɯᴉuɐ ʎɯ uᴉ doʇs ɐ ʇnd ll,sᴉɥʇ uɯɐp ʇnq px pᴉdnʇs oS ˙˙˙ʞɐǝɹq ɹǝʇɟɐ ƃuᴉʇsǝʇ op sn ǝʞɐɯ ʎǝɥʇ ʎɥʍ ʇǝƃ ʇ,uop ʎllɐǝɹ I ˙˙˙ɹǝʇɟɐ ʞǝǝʍ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉʇsǝʇ ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ uᴉɐƃɐ uǝɥ┴ ˙˙˙OOOOO:< SʞƆ∩S SIH┴ MOɹɹOWO┴ ˥OOHƆS ƎΛ∀H I ┴I NW∀p pOפ 彡ノ(ಠ益ಠノ)

You are quickly becoming my "least favorite member" real fucking quick.
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Jan 5, 2015 3:42 AM #1290066
Oh c'mon, he isn't so bad.