What are you, some sort of assassin?

No, just somebody good with a lot of things.

My bows aren't even included, but those aren't meant for home-defense.

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An old 12 Gauge I'm fixing, a 1911 that I keep at my grandfather's because I'm not to be trusted with a pistol like that, a .22 Magnum, a few swords, and a stuffed pikachu with a kukri in it.

And just like that, my respect for you rises significantly. Though, I'm still a blade user exclusively, despite having been trained to use several handguns and shotguns. I just don't like dealing with ammunition. >-> The zombie apocalypse will be won with melee weapons and bows and arrows (which I'm also good with, but broke my old bow since it was cheap shit).

Edit: There is a user named bigdaddysir. Do with that what you will/

Ehn, I'm more of a karambit or kukri guy myself.

Its funny how this forum is just suddenly filled with trained ninjas and hitmen.

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Its funny how this forum is just suddenly filled with trained ninjas and hitmen.

Can't spell stickpage without edgy

that's what happens when a generation growing up on ninjas has access to infinite knowledge

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http://www.kabar.com/knives/detail/69
I want this. It is a sexy blade and I desire it strongly.

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And just like that, my respect for you rises significantly. Though, I'm still a blade user exclusively, despite having been trained to use several handguns and shotguns. I just don't like dealing with ammunition. >-> The zombie apocalypse will be won with melee weapons and bows and arrows (which I'm also good with, but broke my old bow since it was cheap shit).

Edit: There is a user named bigdaddysir. Do with that what you will/

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that's what happens when a generation growing up on ninjas has access to infinite knowledge

Jesus fuck why is this forum so goddamn cringy.

Why don't you just come out already.

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Why don't you just come out already.

WOAH DAMN, dat edge.

Someone sell me Bob Seger tickets he probably won't tour again before he dies and my dad looooved him. All my favourite things are dead.

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WOAH DAMN, dat edge.

I don't understand...

He's implying captain cook is a homosexual.

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Someone sell me Bob Seger tickets he probably won't tour again before he dies and my dad looooved him. All my favourite things are dead.

I heard the Greateful Dead are getting back together to play one last time.

Can somebody please introduce me to the other person on earth who is totally okay with having crickets, spiders, other misc. bugs, lizards and mice all inside your home at the same time? I gotta know if I know someone who truly fucking is "One of a kind"

Even if Cook was a homo, he'd still be a billion times cooler than Apex so it's not like it matters.