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Feb 16, 2015 4:09 AM #1309473
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jutsu that dude is fucking killing you

I mean, not really.

It's a lot closer than that, you're being hyperbolic.
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Feb 16, 2015 4:11 AM #1309474
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Is Envoy a midget?

They prefer the term "Asian"
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Feb 16, 2015 4:28 AM #1309479
I'm Asian and as far removed from a midget as it gets.
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Feb 16, 2015 4:32 AM #1309485
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I'm Asian and as far removed from a midget as it gets.

because you're fat, nigger.

just kidding nishy baby i love you give me some of your vast money
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Feb 16, 2015 4:33 AM #1309488
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because you're fat, nigger.

just kidding nishy baby i love you give me some of your vast money


#Pummel cook.

Oh wait, wrong thread.

Hahaha since when did my money become 'vast'? Didn't I tell you guys I spent a lot of it building up my grandmother's house and paying off my family's loans?
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Feb 16, 2015 4:35 AM #1309490
didn't you make one of the biggest movies in india?
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Feb 16, 2015 4:40 AM #1309496
South India. But yes, but that doesn't mean most of the money comes to me. A lot of money came to me.
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Feb 16, 2015 5:29 AM #1309524
Speaking of being on your knees.

start on your knees
move into crow stand
hold for ten seconds
lean forward from crows stand and press your head into the ground
raise your legs up into head stand
hold for ten seconds
move your legs back down until your knees are touching your elbows
lift your head up and move back into crow stand
breath slowly through out, rinse and repeat
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Feb 16, 2015 5:31 AM #1309525
you're a rich bish, nish
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Feb 16, 2015 5:43 AM #1309529
I'm not short, I'm just asian is just like saying I'm not fat, I just have big bones.

idk why im saying this it just feels relevant
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Feb 16, 2015 6:03 AM #1309534
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I'm honestly starting to think that you might be genuinely gay.

If you want me to bat for your team that badly all you had to do was ask. I'll bend my knees so hard I'll need shin guards.
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Feb 16, 2015 6:49 AM #1309551
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I'm not short, I'm just asian is just like saying I'm not fat, I just have big bones.

idk why im saying this it just feels relevant


I'm fat AND I have big bones. When I was an amateur boxer, I was very agile but still heavy-set. Now I'm just heavy set. Only for a while though, by this time in 2016 I want to be able to leap over a fence in a single bound again.
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Feb 16, 2015 7:01 AM #1309553
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If you want me to bat for your team that badly all you had to do was ask. I'll bend my knees so hard I'll need shin guards.

Look at what you've done to Envoy!
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Feb 16, 2015 7:23 AM #1309568
So this happened when I got quads on fullchan a few days ago. So much win. https://archive.today/evMPK

Damn it felt awesome.
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Feb 16, 2015 7:51 AM #1309579
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I'm fat AND I have big bones. When I was an amateur boxer, I was very agile but still heavy-set. Now I'm just heavy set. Only for a while though, by this time in 2016 I want to be able to leap over a fence in a single bound again.

Wasn't it a while ago you were asking me about boxing?

I think you're fibbing.