Ooooohhh.... I thought that was called a hammer.

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How's Mars this time of year?

Ask jared leto.

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Ooooohhh.... I thought that was called a hammer.

It's pronounced "Ga-vuhl". I'm sure you've heard it somewhere before. That rock you're living under has to at least receive basic cable.

Sorry, I don't watch Judge Judy. *lame joke*

Holy shit I hate judge judy.

Neither do I, but I knew what those things were called since second grade.

And Mathis is better anyway.

I prefer Jerry.

Yeah well if I wanted to see staged fights, I'd watch WWE.

ITT: Talk about how much of a bitch Nancy Grace is.

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Neither do I, but I knew what those things were called since second grade.

And Mathis is better anyway.

Wasn't she a prostitute or something?

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Wasn't she a prostitute or something?

Uh, Judge Mathis is a black man.

Who's that bald dude that says, "GET OFF MY STAGE!!!"

Probably Montel. Not sure.

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Uh, Judge Mathis is a black man.

Sorry, I'm thinking about some judge with a name with an m who's white with red hair.

Holy shit. Go to channel USA, they're showing olympic ping pong.

Ok, guys, here are your voting options for my name change.

1. the Jawz
2. Jawz
3. THE MOTHER****ING SCARECROW