I think Nish owes Mike a chance at being his boyfriend it's only fair.
Haha I always wanted a rape-test-dummy.
Wow Naimad is this a serious suspicion
I thought you were joking around
He is eternally plastered onto your man parts
I"ll just show you some of the cryptic messages he has been PMing me.
"I'm dead ass serious right now. Are you Mike?"
I asked him why he thought that.
"It seemed like a valid theory and still does, frankly."
I asked him what part of me being Mike was
valid. I also called him a cunt for making it sound obvious that I would pose as a retard.
"Who else would put their time into acting like a mentally deficient SpecOps soldier who lives under the rule of his widowed dad, fuckface?"
I then asked him how much spare time he thought I had.
"You seem have time to come and dick around with stick-figure-lovers."
Finally, I said in no uncertain terms that I don't have time to create alter egos and establish seperate personalities for them, especially on the SE Forums. His response was VERY perplexing.
"You do have an alter-ego and visit that section. Don't know if you're known but, the fact remains."
Someone explain what is going on, or atleast explain the humour of this situation to me, please.
