not exactly. You said a lot of completely overblown "points".
Ash, we get it. You finger chicks. You mention it in most of your posts.
You make threads about it.
You bring it up in conversation.
You bring it up when someone asks the time.
HAHAHHA. Show me one time I mentioned it randomly like you are saying I did. I only made ONE thread, and it wasn't even properly a thread about it, I said "Post your best days ever" for a ****ing reason
We get it. You're an internet hunk.
A Casanova of the internet highway.
This alone is enough to make me thoroughly hate you with the passion of one thousand DoYS's.
But hey, that's not all you're about.
Wait watiwait. You hate me because i'm an "internet hunk"? I have never said anything about how attractive I am, and for good reason: I'm really not.
You also changed your name.
There's nothing I hate more than changenamefags, and you're one of them.
Nickdude to Ash, we get it. We get that you have a major hard on for zombies.
Yeah, nickdude was such a great name, eh?
But wait. What's that? There's more? And all for $29.9faggot.
You're elitist bullshit.
This above all the other things listed makes me hate you.
You said you were going to try to stop, but you didn't.
Ah? Elitist bullshit? Like... what? If it had such frequency as you claim, then you'd have no trouble finding an elitist post from the past month.
**** you you cock mangling socialite with tendencies to touch your own bumhole while you kiss a mirror and jerk of rigorously.
Now how about you stop bragging about kissing ginger whales and kiss the ****ing ginger whale.
whahwhwhwwa? Have you been ****ing watching me?
Thank you.
Edit: Almost forgot to include damning evidence that I've ****ed a chick using a turkey baster.
I highlighted where I think I was a major badass and well cool.
I did that because I was told to you ****ing idiot.
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And lastly. She isn't fat. That would be insulting...
To fat people!
She is one above fat, she's like that girl you don't want to sit with at lunch because when you turn away she eats your cheese string.
**** platonic force. She's not clinging you because of that. It's her ****ing gravitational force.
Yeah, she is so totally fat...
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Oh. Almost forgot about ashpoints! Holy shit.
To think that anyone on here cares about your opinion enough to give a flying monkeys fcuk that you gave them a point is crazy.
Just more examples of your superiority complex.
This is where the stupidity meter breaks. Ashpoints was a ****ing YEAR AGO. I apologized, i brought it down in a day or so, now shut up about it. Holding internet grudges is really ****ing stupid (Especially from over a year ago), and I think you know that by now.