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Apr 4, 2015 8:55 AM #1341389
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If you do it thinking its a trick, of course it won't work. You clearly don't understand the complexities of hypnosis and subconscious subliminal suggestions. Try again, and this time, just be open minded. If you do it properly, Devour's sig won't change anymore. What have you got to lose? Just try it.


oh for fucks sake there's always a proper way to do something.
Edit: Still didn't work (I tried again cause there's nothing else to do)
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Apr 4, 2015 8:58 AM #1341391
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oh for fucks sake there's always a proper way to do something.


Your point being?
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Apr 4, 2015 8:59 AM #1341392
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Your point being?


State the proper way of how it's done first before saying the way you told someone to do it is wrong.
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Apr 4, 2015 9:02 AM #1341393
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State the proper way of how it's done first before saying the way you told someone to do it is wrong.


I did tell you, you need to calm your tits, clear your mind, and count backwards from ten to one.

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Edit: Still didn't work (I tried again cause there's nothing else to do)


You're obviously not doing something right. You seem agitated. I'll break it down step by step.

a) Clear your mind.
b) Breathe easy.
c) Sit in a relaxed, controlled position.
d) Be aware of the energy flowing through you.
e) Post naked pics of your mom.
f) Keep your muscles loose.
g) Feel the breeze flowing against you.
h) Count backwards slowly from 10 to 1.
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Apr 4, 2015 9:06 AM #1341394
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a) Clear your mind.
b) Breathe easy.
c) Sit in a relaxed, controlled position.
d) Be aware of the energy flowing through you.
e) Post naked pics of your mom.
f) Keep your muscles loose.
g) Feel the breeze flowing against you.
h) Count backwards slowly from 10 to 1.


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You were so close to normal. So close. Anyway Still gonna try it not counting step (E).
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Apr 4, 2015 9:06 AM #1341395
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You were so close to normal. So close. Anyway Still gonna try it not counting step (E).


why would you count a letter?

you're dumb
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Apr 4, 2015 9:10 AM #1341396
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I'll break it down step by step.

a) Clear your mind.
b) Breathe easy.
c) Sit in a relaxed, controlled position.
d) Be aware of the energy flowing through you.
e) Keep your muscles loose.
f) Feel the breeze flowing against you.
g) Count backwards slowly from 10 to 1.


I succeeded.. Nothing happened.
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Apr 4, 2015 9:11 AM #1341397
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I succeeded.. Nothing happened.


Thats what happens when you take short cuts. You can't quit steps in a procedure and then say nothing happened. Thats like lying on the ground, NOT doing push ups and then complaining that you're not getting in shape.
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Apr 4, 2015 9:12 AM #1341398
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Thats what happens when you take short cuts. You can't quit steps in a procedure and then say nothing happened. Thats like lying on the ground, NOT doing push ups and then complaining that you're not getting in shape.

I hate how you're right.

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why would you count a letter?

you're dumb


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Apr 4, 2015 9:14 AM #1341400
Just follow the steps properly dude, don't be such a little wuss about it.
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Apr 4, 2015 9:51 AM #1341404
Just got this baby. I've had to wipe my jizz off it three times already.

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Apr 4, 2015 10:29 AM #1341410
Man. That semen sure adds some shine. Do you use it to clean your windows too?
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Apr 4, 2015 10:37 AM #1341413
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Just got this baby. I've had to wipe my jizz off it three times already.

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What kind of pc is it?
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Apr 4, 2015 10:45 AM #1341415
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What kind of pc is it?


That is a flatscreen, not a PC. It's connected to a Playstation 4.
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Apr 4, 2015 10:46 AM #1341416
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What kind of pc is it?


That fucking looks like a fucking TV

I think I've reached the tipping point and I will now lose at least one IQ point for every single post of yours I see.