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May 21, 2015 9:39 AM #1364091
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I haven't really gotten through the wall of neutrality


A.k.a she isn't hot.

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This might be a bit too obscure for most people though ;)


Really? It could lead to her asking WHO they are, and you explaining it to her.

Of course, this is all moot if she isn't hot, as per the earlier theory.
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May 21, 2015 9:49 AM #1364093
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A.k.a she isn't hot.



Really? It could lead to her asking WHO they are, and you explaining it to her.

Of course, this is all moot if she isn't hot, as per the earlier theory.

You're absolutely correct. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd have a flattened scale.

And thanks Ak <33
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May 21, 2015 9:52 AM #1364094
Then ignore her and never refer to her as Hewey, Hugh, Hewitt, Ma'am, Madam, Dude, Dear, Miss, Hey, and just generally resort to ignoring her existence completely.
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May 21, 2015 10:05 AM #1364097
Just tell her "Hey YOU"
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May 21, 2015 10:10 AM #1364098
Hewitt, apparently she is ugly, which means she MUST be completely erased from any form of interaction with young Aaron.
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May 21, 2015 10:13 AM #1364099
You cant erase a Co-worker Nish. She's around all the time
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May 21, 2015 11:04 AM #1364107
I agree with Nish, ugly women can never be afforded the luxury of being spoken to
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May 21, 2015 11:04 AM #1364109
Oh Hewitt, you poor son of a bitch.
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May 21, 2015 11:07 AM #1364111
Nish has forgotten the struggles of a simple worker since he has started dealing coke for the cartel
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May 21, 2015 11:09 AM #1364112
The cartels are outsourcing to India too now?
this economy man
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May 21, 2015 11:11 AM #1364113
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Hewitt, apparently she is ugly, which means she MUST be completely erased from any form of interaction with young Aaron.


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I agree with Nish, ugly women can never be afforded the luxury of being spoken to

Give these men medals. By god, the words they speak are true in every sense and must be put up for the world to see
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May 21, 2015 12:02 PM #1364120
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The cartels are outsourcing to India too now?
this economy man


That's why he's currently traveling to unknown locations with shitty internet connection on his under-truck-sliding horse
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May 21, 2015 12:22 PM #1364121
hey sss wanna hear another one of my beta stories
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May 21, 2015 12:24 PM #1364122
always
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May 21, 2015 12:27 PM #1364123
there was this activity in one of my classes where we were tasked to write the name of someone from the class that we liked on a piece of paper, and then write the name of someone we didn't like on the back of the paper. we should also add a reason as to why we like/dont like them. the instructor then told us to go to the people whose name we wrote and ask them to read what we wrote about them, and ask them to sign the paper. he didn't require it, he just said that the people who would can have like an additional one point for the activity. not a worthy trade-off if you wrote something nasty about someone, so a lot of them didnt get the back part of their papers signed

three non-hot grills came to me, asking me to sign the back part of their paper. one of them wrote something like "i dont like Smile because he looks at people like how a criminal would". the other two wrote something similar; along the lines of me giving off an arrogant vibe

whats worse is that I never talked to any of the three non-hot girls before

the three non-hot girls had hot female friends

the hot female friends now occasionally look at me with the "lol thats the dude that looks llke a criminal" look

tfw i was called out negging by non-hot grills i wasnt even hitting on