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A dead Jutsu would be as silent as the grave. A.k.a silent as the response to Ipman's jokes.

What jokes? i don't make jokes anymore since i don't know how to make a decent one.

You will one day, and then we shall come back to this and talk about how prophetic my vision is.

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Fuck Marry Kill. Jutsu Salt Smile. Gotta Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one.

You'd have to join a terrorist group to marry Salt, Jutsu does substances for recreation so he'll probably die soon enough, and I can't even fuck a girl sleeping next to me.

Killing Salt doesn't seem like an interesting answer, fucking Jutsu's just going to result to a vague post from him about happiness or something, and marrying me is like literally illegal at the moment.

I'd love to be killed right now, Salt probably would be the happiest of us if he got laid tonight, and I mean I think making Jutsu encounter love strong enough to make him want to marry would benefit mankind.

Fuck Salt, marry Jutsu, kill Smile. Only correct answer.

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Fuck Salt, marry Jutsu, kill Smile.

Which girl's life do you think is the most ruined? The one who fucked Salt? The one who married Jutsu? Or the one who killed You?

But it's the same girl who does all three

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But it's the same girl who does all three

This was a fresh question. Assuming there are 3 girls, who's life is more fucked? Intercourse with a repressed Muslim? Filipino Homicide? Or marriage to Jutsu?

You make it sound like marrying to Jutsu is the same degree of bad as the other two.

Oh wait.


The only jokes I can pull are these kinds, I'm pathetic.

That WAS the joke. This is why Indonesians suck.

I'm not Indonesian though.

What do you mean? What are you?

You've allowed me to go on hating an entire country for no fault of their own?

Yeah. Do you feel guilty yet?

Killing a filipino kid wouldn't bring much consequence and fucking this certain repressed muslim wouldn't really bring any consequence as long as his willy is wrapped. Marriage fucks people's lives in general, so I'll go with marrying Jutsu.

I feel like it wouldn't be so bad to marry Jutsu. Aside from the drugs he tries to take care of his body, so he's probably good in bed unless you take into consideration the only four times he almost had sex. As long as you go into the marriage knowing that he isn't allowed to spend any money and that he probably isn't going to do shit, then it should be fine.

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That WAS the joke. This is why Indonesians suck.

amen

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amen

What a Maroon.