Yeah, so the basic gist of what we're saying here is that

SoY > All

Okay, next topic. How DO they get the toothpaste in the toothpaste tube?

EDIT: **** it, I hate you people. I am going to be so ****ing dead at work today.

Quote from ShadowsofYesterday

Yeah, so the basic gist of what we're saying here is that

SoY > All

Okay, next topic. How DO they get the toothpaste in the toothpaste tube?

You know the flat side of the toothpaste tube? Where it's all been sealed and stuff? Well they shove the toothpaste through that before they seal it up.

=O

Well, that settles that. Next matter of business: earlier, I was talking to this girl, and my penis started doing something funny. It got all big and hard and everything. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?! DO I HAVE CANCER?!

EDIT: Spam is fun. Everyone should try it at some point or another.

Yes, you are going to die.

Inanimate right, it happened to a friend of mine, poor bastard didn't see it coming.

What happens is, those cancer cells come in, and inflate it. One day, the cancer eats it all and your penis explodes, making cum and piss and cancers fly everywhere. Then, anyone who gets hit also gets the cancer.

OH, this one time, at Band Camp...

Okay, so it's official: eHarmony can't help me. They say they're "unable to find matches" for about 20% of their potential customers. That 20% including me.

But they won't let me go back and edit any of the thousands of questions I answered, such as "how distant are you willing for your partner to be?" I put the shortest distance possible, 30 miles. So I imagine that probably cut out some of my options. Meh.

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OH, this one time, at Band Camp...

Unfunny.

@SoY: Dating sites are possibly the last resort for one to go looking for some action.

But then again, you ARE that shy.

Maybe you were just that specific in your search.

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@SoY: Dating sites are possibly the last resort for one to go looking for some action.

AHEM...

This is SoY here. My last girlfriend, I met on a stick animating forum. She lived in Slovenia. It didn't end well.

Yeah, I'm that desperate. I'll just go ahead and cut straight to the last resort.

I oughta check out Match.com now...

EDIT: Except that I'm getting up in an hour from now. ****ing stupid-ass me...

Tried signing up on Match.com. Apparently, the name "ReallyCoolName" is already taken.



As is AwesomeDude.

EDIT: Ended up going with OneCoolCucumber.

EDIT 2: Dammit. All that, and Match.com doesn't have anything for me either.

What about www.interracialdating.com?
You do find other races sexy right.

Quote from Myself

What about www.interracialdating.com?
You do find other races sexy right.

Eh... Japanese girls.

Coming soon: an update on my life. Since you all want to hear about it.

EDIT: Okay, I posted it on MySpace. Might as well, right?

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=52837850&blogID=319895527

This thread needs more posts.

I love you guys. You're my friends...

hey guys im chattin

I really don't think the Internet is the right place for stuff like that. Trust me, I know.

And that wasn't aimed at 2-D. Bcuz we're all chattin.