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Dec 1, 2014 3:34 AM #1275995

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man, you're so cool and edgy.
"I'll take 'Shit That Never Happened' for 500, Alex."

Fuck out of here.

yeah I kind of get the feeling that the story is either a full blown lie, or at least she's lying about something in it, improvising wishful thinking into it.

I suspect that her friend actually liked that her cousin was hitting on her and gave him a BJ or something.

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Dec 1, 2014 3:38 AM #1275996

wait Caelo's a girl?

I'm so confused right now

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Dec 1, 2014 3:39 AM #1275997

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wait Caelo's a girl?

I'm so confused right now

Caelo claims to be a girl, also claims to be attracted to girls but to have had a stoner boyfriend who stole her money.

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Dec 1, 2014 3:40 AM #1275998

Holy FUCK Jon Hamm's beard is making me blush

FUCK ME that is FUCKING GLORIOUS

All he needs to do is shave his head and look like a fucking boss.

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Dec 1, 2014 3:41 AM #1275999

He could shave his head, but that hair is looking good.
Iron man style hair.

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Dec 1, 2014 3:43 AM #1276000

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Holy FUCK Jon Hamm's beard is making me blush

FUCK ME that is FUCKING GLORIOUS

All he needs to do is shave his head and look like a fucking boss.

For a moment I thought his tie was a part of his beard.

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Dec 1, 2014 3:44 AM #1276001

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Holy FUCK Jon Hamm's beard is making me blush

FUCK ME that is FUCKING GLORIOUS

All he needs to do is shave his head and look like a fucking boss.

My god....I think we should take his beard and put it in a fight with the most interesting man in the worlds beard.

And sell it for Pay per View

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Dec 1, 2014 3:48 AM #1276002

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My god....I think we should take his beard and put it in a fight with the most interesting man in the worlds beard.

And sell it for Pay per View

Why don't you just take ALL my money? Bank account too!

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Dec 1, 2014 3:50 AM #1276003

I've got a goatee, if we're comparing to prize fighters I've got more of a sleek Alexander "Tiger" Sarnavskiy, while Jon Hamm has a more full bodied "Iron" Mike Tyson.

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Dec 1, 2014 3:52 AM #1276006

is it a good time to bring up Justin Timberlake's hair now?

because it's perfection, bruh.

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Dec 1, 2014 3:53 AM #1276008

We get it, you're homosexual.

God, shut up about it.

Way to make it gay bro.

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Dec 1, 2014 3:58 AM #1276010

I just wanted to talk about his hair. How is that gay?

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Dec 1, 2014 3:59 AM #1276011

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I just wanted to talk about his hair. How is that gay?

How is obsessing over Justin Timberlake's hair NOT gay?

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Dec 1, 2014 4:01 AM #1276012

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I just wanted to talk about his hair. How is that gay?

I dont know many straight men who want to talk about Justin Timberlake's hair....

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Dec 1, 2014 4:06 AM #1276014

JON HAMM'S BEARD, ON THE OTHER HAND