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Jan 16, 2015 12:31 AM #1295874
Our penis inspection was supposed to be random too. But about half of us knew about the date though, because one of us was a school teacher's son and he heard his mom talking about it over the phone. He only told us when we asked persistently, though, because he thought it would be fun if it was only him who knew.
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Jan 16, 2015 12:33 AM #1295875
Wait, that "penis inspection" thing is real? The hell is up with that? Last time I heard about it on here, I thought it was a big joke.
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Jan 16, 2015 12:39 AM #1295883
Either we didn't have it here and the UK sucks, or I'm just falling for a big obvious joke. I can't tell yet.
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Jan 16, 2015 12:44 AM #1295885
Maybe none of your male friends just wanted to talk about it? I'm really not sure if it's not in the UK, but it's really something that we don't like to talk about, especially when girls are in the conversation.
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Jan 16, 2015 12:45 AM #1295887
Yeah, it's not like all girls go around telling everyone about their appointments with the Gynecologists. It's kinda like that, but school mandated.
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Jan 16, 2015 12:52 AM #1295891
Well it wasn't a real "penis inspection" here, but there was a day in gym where everyone had to get a physical. It was with an actual doctor though, so there was that. The whole thing was still really uncomfortable though.
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Jan 16, 2015 12:58 AM #1295892
Charry i have a sudden interest in your sig and avatar. Also when did penis inspections even start/originate from?
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Jan 16, 2015 1:00 AM #1295893
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Maybe none of your male friends just wanted to talk about it? I'm really not sure if it's not in the UK, but it's really something that we don't like to talk about, especially when girls are in the conversation.


Anyone could squeeze anything out of the boys in my highschool, and plus the place was way too afraid to make us miss anything. Whenever anything as small as a group of students getting some injections in the hall everyone and their grandmothers would know at the end of the day.
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Jan 16, 2015 1:05 AM #1295895
What's going on in the chat thread?

Oh we're talking about dicks.

Later guys.
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Jan 16, 2015 1:06 AM #1295896
Never had a penis inspection day back in VA, so I'm still doubting this is a thing. Physicals, you got for sports, and only trained medical practitioners could give them, AKA licensed doctors. And the "inspection" was about 30 seconds to make sure there wasn't any damage.
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Jan 16, 2015 1:11 AM #1295900
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What's going on in the chat thread?

Oh we're talking about dicks.

Later guys.


In other news I peed in a bucket today.
Don't go.
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Jan 16, 2015 1:13 AM #1295902
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In other news I peed in a bucket today.
Don't go.


What was the situation?
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Jan 16, 2015 1:16 AM #1295903
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What was the situation?


It needed to be transported. Onto someone's clothes and face for my amusement.
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Jan 16, 2015 1:17 AM #1295904
seems reasonable enough. Though i wouldn't exactly do that. Was it a stranger or someone you knew?
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Jan 16, 2015 1:21 AM #1295906
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seems reasonable enough.


In what world do you live in that throwing a bucket of piss at someone seems reasonable?