"Misadventures with AngelsandDragons" (Click to Show)
The convo started about irrelevant stuff, he PM'd me. It's about an RP or whatever. Then out of nowhere...
<Angel> One question are you a dude or a chick xD
AngelsandDragons (Angel) thinks I'm (Smile) a girl. Of course, my reaction is what a sane, normal, functioning person would do.
<Smile> well I think it'd be more fun to keep you in the dark on that one
Then more things about that irrelevant stuff I was talking about. I kinda didn't feel like trolling the guy that much, but then again, out of nowhere...
<Angel> Are you a chick :P
He's basically asking for it now.
<Smile> what if I am?
<Angel> Your not girly what so ever
<Angel> xD
<Smile> well
<Smile> that's not a nice thing to say
<Angel> You are a chick :P
<Smile> well I don't know, am I really?
<Angel> Are you
<Angel> Just tell lol\
<Smile> like I said, it's more fun to keep you in the dark
<Angel> Why
<Angel> Well if you are a chick your awesome
<Angel> xD
<Smile> that's a nice thing to hear
<Angel> Yw
<Angel> Do you know what i am
<Smile> a person?
<Angel> my gender
<Smile> you're a dude
<Angel> Yup
I didn't reply at this point, I went and told my main bois bl3u and Zero about it on a different channel.
<bl3u> Smile
<bl3u> oh god smile
<bl3u> please
<bl3u> string him along
<Smile> I am trying
<Smile> shit should I continue?
<bl3u> make him think your a girl. talk dirty to him
<Smile> I didn't reply
<Smile> ahaha omg
<bl3u> send us the responses
<bl3u> this is gold
<Smile> I will
<Smile> alright
<Zero> "Angel"?
<Zero> Really?!
So I oblige...
<Smile> hey listen, is your RP going to be released sometime in the near future?
<Angel> yeash
<Angel> within the next couple weeks
<Smile> well is there going to be a female-friendly character?
<Angel> Yeah there can be chicks
<Angel> Just tell are you a chick
<Angel> :P
<Smile> well if you haven't noticed, I tend to make some "sexual" female characters in RP's I join
<Angel> Well your an awesome girl then :P
<Smile> so like
<Smile> is that alright?
<Smile> haha well I don't know about that xD
So I decided to go overdrive, hence the "xD" that I personally don't use in a non-sarcastic manner. I feel like I had to point it out to you guys, so yeah.
<Angel> Whyy
<Smile> well
<Smile> what do you mean by "awesome", exactly?
<Smile> I'm a little bit weird, really
<Angel> So i like weird xD
<Smile> how weird?
<Smile> you like crazy weird or a little weird?
<Angel> how ever weird you are :P
<Smile> my kinks are weird
<Angel> ooo :P
<Angel> what are your kinks xD
<Smile> leather straps
<Smile> movement restriction
<Smile> humiliation
<Smile> are some of it
<Angel> so bondage xD
<Smile> well yeah
<Smile> bondage is part of it
<Angel> hehehe
<Angel> i wouldnt mind that
My grin is huge now. Time to make him do retarded things.
<Smile> haha xD
<Smile> well in your RP
<Smile> I kinda want to make a character similar to me
<Smile> in the "kinks" aspect
<Angel> ok
<Smile> well I kinda like RP'ing
<Angel> rp within rp xD
<Smile> nah I mean, if you'd like
<Smile> right now
<Angel> like what?
<Angel> ?
<Smile> well I don't know what you'd like
<Angel> id like bondage xD
Okay so now I was a bit set aback by how dense this guy is. I was expecting him to talk dirty now, but alright.
<Smile> I don't know, it's a little weird
<Angel> What is
<Smile> I usually RP this kind of thing with people I know
<Smile> and I don't really know you
<Angel> You could get to know me: :P
<Smile> well what do I need to know about you
<Smile> ?
<Angel> ask away
<Smile> I'd rather you tell me what you feel comfortable telling me about yourself
<Smile> I personally don't like asking questions
<Smile> it's a submissive thing xD
<Angel> imcomfortable answering any question and so that means you like being dominated xD
Like seriously this guy is not cooperating.
<Smile> that's kind of what that words means
<Angel> id dominate you xD
<Smile> how would you dominate me?
<Angel> if it was sexual in the rp
<Angel> xD
<Smile> well tell me specifically
<Smile> how you intend to dominate me
<Angel> idk xD tie you up xD
<Smile> let's pretend we're doing an RP right now
<Smile> and you're dominating me
It was getting frustrating to get this guy to do anything. And then this...
<Angel> well im kinda busy right now lol im on residenl zssrry
He's saying he's playing resident evil so he can't chat with a girl on the internet. Okay, he's not like the typical little shits who'd jump at the opportunity to have sexual adventures with a girl on the internet, and instead would play video games. I was ready to give up at this point, until...
<Angel> nvm safe part
Flip the switch back on.
<Smile> let's have at it, then
<Angel> idk how to start lol
<Smile> start at the middle
<Smile> or wherever
<Angel> give me a min k?
<Smile> ok
I thought he was going to get prep like a virgin gay guy about get his first d in the a...
<Angel> not safe lol
tfw he's actually talking about resident evil. So basically now I thought this operation was a failure, but it was worth pushing at least one more time.
<Smile> oh well
<Smile> my sexual libido just dropped
<Angel> ]give me a few mins k?
<Angel> why?
<Smile> I'll just go somewhere else
<Smile> well it's not like I can pause how hot I'm feeling right now
But then...
<Angel> huh?
<Angel> Im free now :/
It turns out the last push was worth it.
<Smile> well I don't know I'm not feeling it now
<Smile> unless you can make me?
<Smile> idk
<Angel> Do you like toys lol?
<Smile> well...
<Smile> yeah?
<Angel> hehe
<Angel> Well id have you tied up lol
<Angel> gotta go
* Angel has quit (Quit: Leaving)
Or not so worth it.
Well at least I got a few kicks out of it. My favorite part:
<Angel> Do you like toys lol?
<Smile> well...
<Smile> yeah?
<Angel> hehe
hehe
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