The Purge

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Oct 12, 2014 1:12 PM #1253768
I'd dress up in a flamboyantly-colored Batman outfit, and title myself the Grooveman. I'd dash into some violent scene, turn my iPod or radio on to max volume, and bust out some mad, mad moves in my ridiculous costume until both sides smiled and realized there's more to life than killing each other.

And then when I had a large enough following of pro-peace disco dancers, we'd walk hand in hand into the sunset and rebuild civilization.
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Oct 12, 2014 2:13 PM #1253786
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Barricade, Home Alone style, and lure hunters to my house. Kill them and loot their weapons. Continue to do so for several years and build an armory. Sell weapons for favours and money.

my dream is to become the merchant from RE4


That's actually one of the best ideas I heard. How would you kill them though, kitchen knife? Martial arts?
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Oct 12, 2014 8:56 PM #1253943
Since I haven't watched the movie, can you get weapons for free? Or do you use whatever you had before these 12 hours? If you can get free weapons before the 12 hours begin then barricade inside with a sniper rifle and if you see a hunter kill him. If the guy has gone outside hunting people then he deserves to be shot. Don't shoot him in the heart or head, let him die painfully. However, if you don't get to have free weapons and you are stuck with whatever you had previously that'd suck. I doubt that we all have houses as the family in the trailer.. So.. basically if you're not a drug dealer and don't have secred hideouts for bodies, money and weapons everywhere inside your house or if you are not possessed with apocalypses and don't have underground hideouts with lots of food and water under your backyard you are gonna have a BAAAAD time with only a kitchen knife and nothing to barricade yourself with.. Well if of course you're not an expert martial artist, military veteran, experimental subject who has skin as hard as metal that is.
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Oct 12, 2014 9:07 PM #1253948
Hide OUTSIDE your house
Like, I'd try to find a spot just outside of it, something like a trash can or behind a tree. Nobody would ever think about it
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Oct 13, 2014 5:20 AM #1254182
The only thing I'd do was probably Buy a hooker/fuck some one. No law's nigg nog statutory rape ain't a thing and I'm too not evil to commit real rape. I wouldn't do anything that'd get me in the slightest chance of being killed.
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Oct 13, 2014 5:30 AM #1254183
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The only thing I'd do was probably Buy a hooker/fuck some one. No law's nigg nog statutory rape ain't a thing and I'm too not evil to commit real rape. I wouldn't do anything that'd get me in the slightest chance of being killed.

Mizu confirmed pedophile
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Oct 13, 2014 5:44 AM #1254189
Everybody is talking about what they will do on the day itself, but nobody is thinking about the days leading up to those moments. I will create a website or store of some sort that will pretty much act as a service slash dead pool for the purge event. Basically, if someone wants to get whacked and someone plans to whack on the purge, I'm the middle man that sets it all up. Craigslist for killers.

On the side will be a deadpool to coincide with the event. Bets ranging from who survives to who manages to kill people to how many explosions will occur. The bet types are endless, and will serve as supplementary funding for the offseason.
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Oct 13, 2014 5:45 AM #1254190
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Everybody is talking about what they will do on the day itself, but nobody is thinking about the days leading up to those moments. I will create a website or store of some sort that will pretty much act as a service slash dead pool for the purge event. Basically, if someone wants to get whacked and someone plans to whack on the purge, I'm the middle man that sets it all up. Craigslist for killers.

On the side will be a deadpool to coincide with the event. Bets ranging from who survives to who manages to kill people to how many explosions will occur. The bet types are endless, and will serve as supplementary funding for the offseason.

But, would this website be legal before the purge though? I'm not sure how things in preparation for the purge go over legally
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Oct 13, 2014 5:46 AM #1254191
If the Purge is legal, then the website is legal.
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Oct 13, 2014 5:50 AM #1254192
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But, would this website be legal before the purge though? I'm not sure how things in preparation for the purge go over legally

The Deep Web. A spine tingling part of the internet that even 4chan can't even handle.
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Oct 13, 2014 5:54 AM #1254195
Yeah but I'm being realistic Envoy. I can't hope to make an onion site and manage it well before being caught. Freenet perhaps, but that's hella slow.

I have an alternate revenue stream anyways: by selling velcro webcams to Purgers pre-purge. During the Purge I run a website akin to Youtube but call it Deathtube instead and they're channels of all the First Person views of everyone during the Purge. The traffic I'll generate will be more than enough to make ends meet
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Oct 13, 2014 6:09 AM #1254196
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Everybody is talking about what they will do on the day itself, but nobody is thinking about the days leading up to those moments. I will create a website or store of some sort that will pretty much act as a service slash dead pool for the purge event. Basically, if someone wants to get whacked and someone plans to whack on the purge, I'm the middle man that sets it all up. Craigslist for killers.

On the side will be a deadpool to coincide with the event. Bets ranging from who survives to who manages to kill people to how many explosions will occur. The bet types are endless, and will serve as supplementary funding for the offseason.


That's some smarts right there. I would of never thought of that. Very creative hewitt.
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Oct 13, 2014 6:15 AM #1254197
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Everybody is talking about what they will do on the day itself, but nobody is thinking about the days leading up to those moments.

Isn't the purge a 24 hour thing though?
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Oct 13, 2014 6:17 AM #1254199
Think about it like new years.

I feel like the Purge should be a Christmas movie. We need an R rated Santa.
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Oct 13, 2014 6:18 AM #1254200
It's actually 12 hours. Wiki says so