How would you survive an Apocalypse?

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Oct 16, 2014 2:06 AM #1255932
Imagine there's an apocalypse, and you only have a bag filled with 3 Sardin cans, 2 breads and a few medical supplies. You also have a baseball bat, a phone and a gun with limited ammo.
Hostiles are various, from zombies to mutated animals and humans. So, how would you survive an Apocalyse?
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Oct 16, 2014 2:25 AM #1255942
What if people said what they would do if a zombie outbreak occurred in their home town? Everyone has different resources and friends and locations in real life, and it would be interesting to hear. With this, everyone is in the exact same made-up scenario and basically every reply will be the same :p

But I'd shoot a dude who had a car, craft myself a siphoning tube and try to live in some farm house out in the middle of nowhere.
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Oct 16, 2014 2:29 AM #1255944
I live in a military base, I would fare much better if it's the army but the air force is fine too. And I'll freely assume that the limited supplies are just what's left in my house. I'll probably hunker down with the rest of the dependents. Maybe get a free airlift.
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Oct 16, 2014 2:30 AM #1255946
Best bet is to look for a boat (preferably military or a fishing vessel) and scavenge the coast for supplies and fishing for food. Unless the ocean is contaminated then you might as well put a bullet in your brain. Your best bet would be to avoid cities and hope for a location that is remote and untouched by said infection.
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Oct 16, 2014 3:34 AM #1255977
I wouldn't
first thing I'd do in a zombie apocalypse is kill myself, why would I want to live like that
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Oct 16, 2014 3:39 AM #1255980
Geez drone, at least have sex with zombie whores or something. I know mizu would
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Oct 16, 2014 3:42 AM #1255983
Quote from Drone
I wouldn't
first thing I'd do in a zombie apocalypse is kill myself, why would I want to live like that

I used to think like that too.

But then I realized in a zombie apocalypse you have an excuse to be homicidal
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Oct 16, 2014 3:46 AM #1255987
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I used to think like that too.

But then I realized in a zombie apocalypse you have an excuse to be homicidal


Wow you're so edgy and cool
@Hewitt, but that pussy cold tho
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Oct 16, 2014 3:48 AM #1255988
Drone, I was just mocking mizu's idea of fucking a whore during The Purge
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Oct 16, 2014 3:50 AM #1255991
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Drone, I was just mocking mizu's idea of fucking a whore during The Purge


I don't know if I posted in that thread or not, but if I did I did so only on impulse and probably didn't contribute to or read what ever discussion was going on as usual
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Oct 16, 2014 3:51 AM #1255992
Yeah the post was more aimed towards mizu than you. It's for when he gets on :)
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Oct 16, 2014 3:54 AM #1255995
Quote from Rokon
I used to think like that too.

But then I realized in a zombie apocalypse you have an excuse to be homicidal


Same mwahahahahaha
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Oct 16, 2014 5:47 AM #1256042
this is surprising coming from you A&D. I almost could've sworn that you were going to post a Smile-related answer
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Oct 16, 2014 8:04 AM #1256103
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So, how would you survive an Apocalyse?


I would just cast some archmage's spell to cage the infected and the infection in a time bubble, and postpone the catastrophe to another day.
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Oct 16, 2014 8:08 AM #1256104
What was the cause of said "Apocalypse"?

Our options are affected by it.