After Ipman killed Devour, he sat on the ground, slowly turning into a Zombie himself. I was right next to him, now going to him to KILL. But i forgot that he is a Kung Fu Zombie, so he crippled me.
Now i am a crippled Zombie but i somehow killed Zombie Ipman.
It was worth.

EDIT: fuuu ghombeat! you destroy my epic story!

Fronox, a Crippled Zombie walks slowly towards me. I saw him and he growls, he tried to run but he fell onto the ground. How sad is that, I walked towards him with a shotgun in my hand. He suddenly jumped at me and bites my arm, I pushed him off and as he's on the hard ground, I shot him in the head. Then, I quickly take my vaccine and injected myself. That zombie DNA somehow mixed with mine, now, I am a man that can change into a hard-skinned zombie...

I am going towards Ares, and I get killed by him. I SAID I WAS A SURVIVOR!!! >:O !!!!!

Despite having a vaccine that can immunitnize him from zombi bites, ares used the vaccine after he was bit, for unknown reasons. For a while it might have worked, he can control himself a bit in zombie form but he later succumbed to his desire for fresh, human flesh.

Ai saw zombie-ares with a syringe in his hand, and seems to be able to wield it as a weapon. Zombie-ares seemed to have awareness, unlike the other mindless brain eating zombies. Treading with care, Ai aimed his handgun at Ares's head. Thinking that it was your typical zombie weakness, Ai shot the zombie, hitting it right in the head. But zombie-ares didn't stop. No, Ai just pissed the zombie off. Oh shit, thought Ai. Just when he was getting ready to leg it, ares suddenly sped up to him, catching Ai off guard. Without a moment's delay, zombie-ares bit Ai's neck, while Ai writhed in painful agony. In a pitiful attempt to save his life, Ai kicked the zombie away, just managing to get out his other handgun and shot ares-zombie another 5 more times. Every shot seemed to have no effect, other than angering the zombie more. Leaving with only 1 bullet left, Ai cocks the gun at his head; not wanting to become a zombie himself.

For what seems like an eternity, Ai woke with a dizzy head. His vision was blurry, and he can't feel. His head was like a void, empty. But that all doesn't matter. He craves for one thing, and one thing only; human flesh.

I would cleanse Ai of the zombie blight and command him to take up arms and fight by my side as we fight to kill the first infected.

I don't think Angel Generals can be zombified.

Commit suicide (Seriously, there is NO way I could kill a zombie DRAGON)

Not much because he's in Nevada.

Quote from Cronos

Not much because he's in Nevada.

(Dude, I'm not really in Nevada, it's a Madness Combat joke)

Grab whatever is nearest to me and beat the helpless undead being to smithereens.

From behind, I see the reanimated corpse of Maniacorn standing alone in an otherwise deserted street. A tumbleweed blows by. The creature seems to have caught my scent on the wind, because it turns and starts shambling towards me. As it gets closer I can smell its rotting flesh. I can see its peeling skin and exposed bone. I can hear its low, agonised moan, begging me to put it out of its misery. I do not move until the creature is close enough to bite me. And then I sink my teeth into its neck. You do not corrupt me. I am the Corrupter. You call yourself a monster? I will turn you into an Abomination. Your putrid carcass is an affront to decency, but when I am through you will offend senses you didn't even know existed. You are a crime against nature but I am a plague that has infected the very fabric of reality and I will not stop until all is Zed.

Well Hewitt, I think zed just won the thread.

I think not, Camila. Remember how Zed introduced himself to me?

As pervasive, potent, and prevalent as Corruption may be, your plans will never come to fruition. You will never achieve the assimilation of all that exists, for there is one force that with all things begin, and with all things shall end. In the eyes of men the black wings flow freely from a fearsome grim silhouette and terminate in a fateful crescent. But the eyes of men are tricksters, giving form to the formless. Even though it can be seen, it can be heard, and it can be felt, it is truthfully as intangible as any hallucination. It is an absolute constant that inevitably ends all things in existence. You may corrupt alll that you can touch, but always remember one thing: No one can stop Death.

Quote from GrimmtheReaper

I think not, Camila.

Camila? What?

No one can stop death.

I see Naimad running for his life as I am a zombie chasing after him, Naimad tries to lock himself in some random persons house but forgot to barricade the windows. I break in through the front window. I see Naimad cowering in the corner now as I approach him. I put my hands on his shoulders and go for the bite, but all of sudden I was bit myself from behind. This can't be, it's Zed. Right as I sink my teeth into Naimad I already was infected with life again. It was horrible to be turned back into a human right after I was about to eat a Naimad sandvich. Naimad thanked Zed for his life as I stand there confused.

I would watch Crank-zombie get run over by a car. Because poet zombies are really just pansies who can't accept they're dead.

Also, the irony of it would be so tenderly poetic.